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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 111 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Batter those bites, then fry them. Tempura Sushi

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 33 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Usually that’s done by battering and frying the entire roll before cutting it.

Doing it with individual pieces is possible, of course, but it massively increases the chance of overcooking the center, which usually is not desired.

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 1 day ago

That's dragon eye rolls, if you want to order some. They're goood.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 91 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is actually quite tasty

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It really is. There is a growing genre of fusion cuisine buzzing around the mid NA continent that is basically sushi hardware with Mexican food software. Lots of fried dishes, as much flavor in each bite as they can fit (counter to typical sushi philosophy, but highly effective in practice), and a whole lot of staple ingredients of the area (think tons of onions, dairy, peppers, and spices etc).

Sushi that is confrontationaly tasty is basically the whole idea, and it is easily some of the best experimental cuisine I've tried in a long, long time. Can't recommend it enough tbh

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I first started cooking I used to burn the rice all the time and I had to throw it all away. Then one day I had dinner at a Persian restaurant and they brought me some of the charred rice (called "tahdig") as a special treat. It was a real eye-opener (tongue-opener?) because that shit is incredibly delicious. They regretted serving it to me because I started begging for it every time I went, which is apparently a rather rude thing to do.

Korean dol sat bibim bap is similar. It's a dish served in a massively hot stone bowl with the rice on the bottom, and the longer you let it sit there before mixing everything together, the more the rice chars and the better it tastes. It's almost crazy how much charred rice is not a thing in world cuisines when it's actually incredibly delicious.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had a persian friend who would make tahdig all during Covid and I definitely ate more than I needed to.

And we have places here that serve fried sushi rolls, they are good, but no fried stuff after 40.

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I did this once. I didn't realize it was sushi though.

I was outnof town, training for work. My meals were paid. I decided "That tuna is $20, but I am not paying it so why not.

It was raw.

So I cooked it in the hotel room.

EDIT: Another fun food mishap from that trip, I ordered some expensive pasta from a place I had not been to evet, same logic, "Its $25 but ita not my money.". This was back in 2010 BTW.

I went and picked it up to take back to the hotel. Its a Family Style restaraunt. It was $25 pasta because its meant for like, 4-5 people.

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[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Look, I love sushi... but I also love cooked fish so I can't deny I've wondered what this would taste like.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago

It's those crispy edges. They're doing something. I'd try one.

[–] False@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 2 days ago

It's pretty good, goes well if you do a proper layer of egg and maybe a little carbohydrate coat.

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Gotta be American, there's enough oil on the pan to drive you from New York to San Francisco

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't look at us for that much oil, that's some sino-scottish culinary styling

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fr. This isn't even enough oil to completely submerge all the food in.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

But is it enough to invade your pan?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

They call it gas though.

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[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)

These rolls don't look like they contain fish. Looks more like avocado or cucumber.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago

Well, if you’re already going to waste pack of sushi for the purpose of making a shitpost, might as well use the cheapest one you can find

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Definitely avocado; cucumber doesn't have that color gradient but avocados do.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're supposed to boil it.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmm. Finally some proper fucking sushi!

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[–] Matombo@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't really see a problem here

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I'm sure seared tuna rolls would be delicious, this is just that with extra steps.

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

ngl that looks delicious.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have invented rice dumplings.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So a chicken pot pie is actually a calzone

An an apple pie is actually a dessert bread bowl 🤔

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[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Pizza is toast? Seems like something MAGA would say

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[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Looks like theyre good at it. Even frying with chopsticks. Soft in the middle, crispy at the ends.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to slap this person in the mouth.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

with sashimi, in the economy?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (21 children)

That particular Teflon cooking pan... I hit mixed feelings on it. I'm using it with wooden utensils only because I didn't want to eat Teflon anymore but I did want the non stick.

Anyway, that finish seems to protect the Teflon, but its like a file or sandpaper for any utensil. So I'm slowly eating my wooden spoon.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol, when I first heard of Sushi, I was a kid and I joked that Japan needed to conserve fuel because they spent all of their fuel invading my homeland and now doesn't have any to cook their food.

(I was a kid at the time, so I made dumb jokes pls don't get offended lol)

I like Sushi btw 😋

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If Japan is going to catch strays, invading people is a pretty good reason.

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seriously gonna try this the next time I pick up some sushi.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Fuck I guess I'm eating sushi for lunch today...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tried this, it's still bland fish.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Referring to fried sushi as bland fish is fucking wild

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Because you only get the preserved kind in a landlocked country. Every sushi you get here tastes bland.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

medium rare, i hope? wouldn't want it overcooked.

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