Batter those bites, then fry them. Tempura Sushi
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Usually that’s done by battering and frying the entire roll before cutting it.
Doing it with individual pieces is possible, of course, but it massively increases the chance of overcooking the center, which usually is not desired.
That's dragon eye rolls, if you want to order some. They're goood.
This is actually quite tasty
It really is. There is a growing genre of fusion cuisine buzzing around the mid NA continent that is basically sushi hardware with Mexican food software. Lots of fried dishes, as much flavor in each bite as they can fit (counter to typical sushi philosophy, but highly effective in practice), and a whole lot of staple ingredients of the area (think tons of onions, dairy, peppers, and spices etc).
Sushi that is confrontationaly tasty is basically the whole idea, and it is easily some of the best experimental cuisine I've tried in a long, long time. Can't recommend it enough tbh
When I first started cooking I used to burn the rice all the time and I had to throw it all away. Then one day I had dinner at a Persian restaurant and they brought me some of the charred rice (called "tahdig") as a special treat. It was a real eye-opener (tongue-opener?) because that shit is incredibly delicious. They regretted serving it to me because I started begging for it every time I went, which is apparently a rather rude thing to do.
Korean dol sat bibim bap is similar. It's a dish served in a massively hot stone bowl with the rice on the bottom, and the longer you let it sit there before mixing everything together, the more the rice chars and the better it tastes. It's almost crazy how much charred rice is not a thing in world cuisines when it's actually incredibly delicious.
Had a persian friend who would make tahdig all during Covid and I definitely ate more than I needed to.
And we have places here that serve fried sushi rolls, they are good, but no fried stuff after 40.
I did this once. I didn't realize it was sushi though.
I was outnof town, training for work. My meals were paid. I decided "That tuna is $20, but I am not paying it so why not.
It was raw.
So I cooked it in the hotel room.
EDIT: Another fun food mishap from that trip, I ordered some expensive pasta from a place I had not been to evet, same logic, "Its $25 but ita not my money.". This was back in 2010 BTW.
I went and picked it up to take back to the hotel. Its a Family Style restaraunt. It was $25 pasta because its meant for like, 4-5 people.
Look, I love sushi... but I also love cooked fish so I can't deny I've wondered what this would taste like.
It's those crispy edges. They're doing something. I'd try one.
Tbh doesn't look awful
It's pretty good, goes well if you do a proper layer of egg and maybe a little carbohydrate coat.
Gotta be American, there's enough oil on the pan to drive you from New York to San Francisco
Don't look at us for that much oil, that's some sino-scottish culinary styling
Fr. This isn't even enough oil to completely submerge all the food in.
But is it enough to invade your pan?
They call it gas though.
These rolls don't look like they contain fish. Looks more like avocado or cucumber.
Well, if you’re already going to waste pack of sushi for the purpose of making a shitpost, might as well use the cheapest one you can find
Definitely avocado; cucumber doesn't have that color gradient but avocados do.
You're supposed to boil it.
I don't really see a problem here
I'm sure seared tuna rolls would be delicious, this is just that with extra steps.
ngl that looks delicious.
You have invented rice dumplings.
So a chicken pot pie is actually a calzone
An an apple pie is actually a dessert bread bowl 🤔
Looks like theyre good at it. Even frying with chopsticks. Soft in the middle, crispy at the ends.
I want to slap this person in the mouth.
with sashimi, in the economy?
That particular Teflon cooking pan... I hit mixed feelings on it. I'm using it with wooden utensils only because I didn't want to eat Teflon anymore but I did want the non stick.
Anyway, that finish seems to protect the Teflon, but its like a file or sandpaper for any utensil. So I'm slowly eating my wooden spoon.
Lol, when I first heard of Sushi, I was a kid and I joked that Japan needed to conserve fuel because they spent all of their fuel invading my homeland and now doesn't have any to cook their food.
(I was a kid at the time, so I made dumb jokes pls don't get offended lol)
I like Sushi btw 😋
If Japan is going to catch strays, invading people is a pretty good reason.
Fuck I guess I'm eating sushi for lunch today...
Tried this, it's still bland fish.
Referring to fried sushi as bland fish is fucking wild
Because you only get the preserved kind in a landlocked country. Every sushi you get here tastes bland.
medium rare, i hope? wouldn't want it overcooked.
