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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 44 minutes ago

Oh for!...I thought you said against. Yup, you're right.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 48 minutes ago

If there was no shame in being nude, then there wouldn't be a problem..... Imagine finding out that a guy you know has hundreds of portraits of you. Portraits you were never in! Absolutely not terrifying.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 52 minutes ago

Cars are a terrorist threat! We should remove them from our streets.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -2 points 54 minutes ago

A ha! LOL Mike! LOL! You fool! Its not Canada or Greenland, or Mexico! No! What the leader of the free world really wants is Aruba's reef bird 1,2! Ha ha ha! Once he takes over China won't even know what tariffs or where to add them! LOL!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 58 minutes ago

We won't ever know unless they included a fresh banana for size.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Lol, you don't love modern cooking.... Go to Amazon and buy a new one when the old one burns out?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

Americans and Republicans.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago

Oh he's bleeding independents. I misread that. It cheered up me for a second.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What to I do? I'm a construction worker. Yeah I work construction. Early in the morning I press this button on my phone to start the robots. Then I run around with this brush and backup vacuum cleaning all the rolling surfaces. Yup, that's construction alright!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

We should all gulp.... Could this research benefit non US people only?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

When I die I won't give a single fuck what people who go to my funeral wear.

I'm not defending the guy. I'm just accusing the church of being the other side. Assholes on both sides. I hope my exercised freedom of speech doesn't ruffle feathers. I don't have a suit myself.

I remember when John Paul died and we got Ratzinger Z who was promptly removed for sexual stuff. So I might live to see 4 popes! What a time to be alive! 4 popes. Most people I know are also 3 popes old and pushing for 4.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 12 hours ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

 

Here's something my cousin AI told me:

Ah, a classic brain stretcher—let’s do the math and find out how long it would take to count to the U.S. national debt. First, let’s grab some numbers.

Step 1: What's the current U.S. national debt?

As of early 2025, it's roughly $34 trillion (that’s 34,000,000,000,000).

Step 2: How long does it take to say a number?

On average, it takes about 1 second to say a small number, but that time increases as numbers get longer (e.g., saying “two” is fast; saying “thirty-four trillion, seven hundred twenty-eight billion…” is a mouthful). But for a rough estimate, let’s just say 1 number per second.

Step 3: Do the math

34,000,000,000,000 numbers × 1 second per number =
34 trillion seconds

Convert that to years: 34,000,000,000,000 ÷ (60 × 60 × 24 × 365.25) ≈
1,078,000,000 years — over a billion years to count it all out.

So, if you started at 0 when the dinosaurs roamed Earth, you’d still be counting right now, and you’d still have a long way to go.

Want me to start with “one… two…” for old times' sake?

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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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