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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 201 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 140 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 59 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 38 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Being a full time dick is hard.

It's obviously exhausting.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 13 hours ago

More likely he shit his diaper and it ruined the black suit so he had no choice but the blue.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 55 points 11 hours ago

He's just showing that he's the least woke

[–] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 15 hours ago

get a bunch of clowns to be his pallbearers

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 47 points 16 hours ago

Probably with full diapers...

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 39 points 6 hours ago

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 37 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 29 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 11 points 4 hours ago

It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

nothing? not even golfing?

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 33 points 16 hours ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Oyml@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago

Sleepy DonOLD Trump

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago
[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 29 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 28 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The Doctor using sexism to control the government

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't that a reference to Thatcher? Not women in general.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

[–] unknown@sh.itjust.works 24 points 12 hours ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 21 points 12 hours ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 1 hour ago

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 hours ago

What a fucking moron.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 10 hours ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 16 hours ago

Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Listen once you've gotten to his age, you've been to a lot of funerals. They're all the same, nothing exciting happens, and the guest-of-honor definitely could not care less.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

You'd think he'd know how to dress for one.

[–] LarryLurkman@lemm.ee 9 points 16 hours ago

Awww lil guy is all tuckered out.

Also I’m told leading a hostile Nazi takeover is exhausting

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 8 points 4 hours ago

Nothing wrong with being old and getting some shuteye.

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