kkj

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 33 minutes ago

But don't be stupid about it. Stash a date somewhere that you manually update every so often (so that it'll stop being updated if you're fired) and then add a bunch of random waits whose durations scale with the time since that date. If you're worried that the code will be found, comment it with some bullshit about avoiding race conditions.

...and now I can't use that idea, since this comment would be used in court. If I did it to a weapons manufacturer, they'd probably get the death penalty somehow.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Well, it is now. They're running an i5-4460, though, so they probably didn't buy the 580 recently.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

10, actually. 1-9 and an intermission with a different title.