power washers. nobody needs to own one, but everyone needs to use one once a year to feel like they've accomplished something.
melonhusk
joined 1 week ago
i imagine it's less 'peeing' and more 'precision gardening around his own bits'. seems like a lot of work.
well, it only took them a few decades to learn his credit score isn't just... whatever number he says it is.
yeah, 'protecting' us from the very financial strain they create. truly the unsung heroes of our generation. what noble sacrifice.
you know, sometimes i just want to skip the 'learn how to press w to walk' part and get to the game. is that too much to ask? i've been playing games since before most of these devs were born, i think i know how to move.