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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.

[–] EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

gotta bring this up every time i see these

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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 17 hours ago

500 cigs at once and you’re worried about inhaling a little plastic?

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

This goes hard af

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well, Scott's dead, didn't have time for regrets

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago

Mentlegen…

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago

Any % cancer speedrun

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 10 points 13 hours ago

I just smoke one time a year but it nearly kills me.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Could human lungs even draw that many in?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 16 hours ago

Only one way to find out!

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago

Lung cancer any% speed run

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Could someone post the STL file?

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Here I was hoping the plans for a 3D metal printer finally came out and people could start 3D printing AR-15 ghost guns.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hope no more, because both things are already quite possible. Metal printing 3D printers are still prohibitively expensive — like, go to your bank and take out a mortgage levels of expensive — but they do indeed exist. And you can print a lower receiver for an Armalite quite easily which is the only serial numbered and tracked component in the US. Upper receivers are available via mail order because they are not the regulated part (except in certain states), so have at it.

You didn't hear that from me, though.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Same amount of lethality

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

Cancer speedrun.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

It’s 20*6 cigs so 120 to lung. I’ve smoked 40-60 before stopping

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] m3t00@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now only smoke once a month. now make an ash tray. 3d print like ai, always a solution looking for a problem

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That ash tray'd be a bowl lol.

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