betterdeadthanreddit

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

Don't hold your breath for him to acknowledge the difference between his words and ~~actions~~ his other words, hypoxia causes brain damage and brain damage is a path to Republicanism.

Fucker thought he was Lee Harvey Oswald and forgot to double-tap before his head got turned into a rooftop Jackson Pollock. Unforgivable mistake.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 42 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Probably blames Biden for the slow trickle of shit oozing down his leg too.

The smart people have done their nerdy number-wizardry and said it's not going to work but if your huge slingshot was tall enough to reach into space, you could just put the spaceship on top and call it a day. How to get it there is an exercise for the reader.

Reminds me of the 3D Maze screensaver.

I don't see that lens option.

Their war on facts continues.

Which is why that error in diction shows up so often.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, reigns would be incorrect.

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Alt textI hear that there are actual lyrics later on in Land of 1,000 Dances, but other than the occasional 'I said,' I've never listened long enough to hear any of them.

Source: xkcd #851 (alternate version)

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Couch fucker takes the reigns...

Reins, not reigns. Common homophone error but the phrase comes from the name of the straps used to control a horse.

 
 

vInpu', vInpu', vInpu',

There's far too many of you dying (without honor)...

 

The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-

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