dual_sport_dork

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Apparently Valve experimented with melee weapons early in development, but intentionally decided to cut them because of the perceived lack of impact and weightlessness of held items, but the main thing was that playtesters kept getting their long melee weapons snagged on stuff. Alyx notably does not allow your hands or held items to intersect with other objects, nor does it let your hands get too far away from your body's position to prevent shenanigans. If you unexpectedly hook your crowbar on a door frame or a table or something you'll find yourself inexplicably leashed to it after walking a couple of feet and then not be able to find your hands.

This article goes into some detail. Apparently the crowbar specifically was removed to prevent players from assuming they were Gordon Freeman, despite the constant stream of evidence to the contrary. But it doesn't seem like too much of a leap to replace that with Alyx grabbing a random length of pipe or chunk of rebar or something from the multitudes of trashed urban environments she traverses throughout the game.

Anyway, as soon as modding support was opened up for HL:A the first things that inevitably appeared were about 4,987 mods that added the crowbar back in. So it's an easy enough wish to fulfill, if that's what you want.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 28 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I never come up from my dungeon to talk to accounting. I send a precisely formatted, detailed, and concise email that they inevitably only read half of.

I'd rather have a paper trail anyway.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

It's not even. The data integrity algorithm is really kind of crap.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I like this one:

Also, whacking the manhacks with your crowbar goes from being a panicked flailing in flatscreen, to being an elegant one-swing home-run hit in VR.

It makes me like the fact that there are no melee weapons in Half Life: Alyx even less, though.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

"All" digital tech?

I don't think most people realize that any powertrain new enough to even have fuel injection is going to be a "computer vehicle" in some capacity. How are you with carburetors?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Windows 98 SE, maybe. We didn't gain much traction there until about Win2k or XP.

Windows 98 in its original flavor didn't even support USB mass storage devices out of the box without drivers. Hands up everyone who remembers having to carry around one of those tiny driver CDs that came in the box with every single Sandisk Cruzer for a couple of years? Yeah? How quickly we forget.

Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot one, and there’ll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

The only distinction is where a society draws the line on when violence can begin, and against who, and why.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

As already thoroughly explored in the apparent documentary "99 Red Balloons," in 1984.

For fuck's sake.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In terms of Windows 11? You can move the start button back to the lower left corner in the settings, but you can't stick the taskbar itself to the sides or top of your monitor nor resize it like you could do in previous versions. Even Windows 95 supported all of the above.

The functionality is still there, mind you, and you can do it via registry hacks or third party tools. Microsoft just saw fit to remove the option for the user to do it themselves for some inexplicable reason.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'll bet I can make your left eye twitch.

Are you ready?

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A "large" amount of information.

Bitch, my computer has 128 gigabytes of RAM. It's a tiny god. The fact that I have as many as 100 cells copied to the clipboard (which is the threshold that triggers this stupid message, if you've ever wondered) is not even a rounding error. I'm sure this was marginally important in 1982 or whenever this was first coded into Excel, but today my computer could lose an entire megabyte of memory or maybe even ten down between the couch cushions and neither of us would notice.

There is still no setting to disable this dumbshit message.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Be sure to stick an AR500 plate between your saddle and the mine as well, so you can enjoy a free added speed boost when you flak your enemy without scorching your buttcheeks.

It'll totally work. I saw it in a cartoon once.

 

Y u no put the paper towels in the fucking dispenser rather than leaving the half torn open pack on the countertop?

Getting the new brick of towels out of the supply room and dragging it all the way to the bathroom is like 99% of the effort already. Just stuff them in the damn box.

(This is right up there with the old classic, getting out a new bog roll and leaving it delicately balanced on top of the old empty cardboard tube rather than just installing it on the damn spindle.)

You'd think I work in a building full of toddlers.

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