IhaveCrabs111

joined 7 months ago
[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You are wrong.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Don’t you remember? He’s a super genius!

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The things you’re saying are supposed to be suppressed

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

People would have lots of kids if each subsequent child didn’t make their existing family’s life much more difficult

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Have you ever slipped and accidentally honked at someone?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

It is conditional. You have to say fuck the blacks and the gays first and then they will line up and say fuck me too.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So he’s the enemy of god? But maga says he’s the second coming of Jesus and doing the lords work? Same Old Testament thinking too

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

So a funnel?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

BREAKING: I just took a rather unsuccessful half shit that was very unsatisfying and will have to try again later.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

When your boat sinks and you drown.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Who says Germans don’t have a sense of humor

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I’m a straight dude and it turned me gay for lesbians

 
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