IhaveCrabs111

joined 7 months ago
[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Don’t you remember? He’s a super genius!

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

The things you’re saying are supposed to be suppressed

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

People would have lots of kids if each subsequent child didn’t make their existing family’s life much more difficult

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Have you ever slipped and accidentally honked at someone?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

It is conditional. You have to say fuck the blacks and the gays first and then they will line up and say fuck me too.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So he’s the enemy of god? But maga says he’s the second coming of Jesus and doing the lords work? Same Old Testament thinking too

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

So a funnel?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

BREAKING: I just took a rather unsuccessful half shit that was very unsatisfying and will have to try again later.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

When your boat sinks and you drown.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Who says Germans don’t have a sense of humor

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I’m a straight dude and it turned me gay for lesbians

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Lots but less if I shower. So lots

 
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