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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?

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[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 227 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

Beat meat to it!

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can't tell if everyone else got whooshed, or if we're getting whooshed.

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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Edit,

I uploaded the completely wrong photo haha

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago

Holy shit that's a sneaky one

[–] JASN_DE@feddit.org 107 points 2 months ago (5 children)

K seems like the "safest" option.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 38 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roo might change your opinion.

[–] JASN_DE@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago

No one said anything about having to stay there, and Australia-only at least basically guarantees the option, unlike let's say many African countries.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They seem to do fine in spite of it, honestly. And no large predators of any kind.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 96 points 2 months ago (13 children)

K is the only area you're guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don't like it.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but you might be born as an aboriginal tribe member, which the Australian government isn't exactly the nicest towards.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Monkey paw, you get born as a fish, and spawn-captured/killed immediately.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] socsa@piefed.social 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

K is honestly the only truly safe option.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

An Australian man eating spider wrote this post.

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[–] otter@lemmy.zip 63 points 2 months ago

I'm at a loss.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

G. Just drop me in the ocean man I want out

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You were born a tuna! Yay!

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If you don't choose K, it's your loss

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

K - might as well guarantee a first world country.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's not guaranteed you'll be a Kiwi.

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Ok so I know this is a loss meme but Imma still say the bottom of J.

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[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What the fuck is with this gerrymandered map?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won't get Myanmar.

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[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 15 points 2 months ago

Imma go with K.

[–] Aetherion@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Clearly G, so that I die instantly while not beeing able to cognitivly know what's happening, so I don't see this dumb timeline of humanity.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

G. Be among the first to be eaten by Dread Lord Cthulhu when He awakens.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I guess K is the least risky option

Remeber kids, bad humans are far more dangerous than scawwwy Australian animals

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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So is G like, a random boat?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Born on a cruise ship to degenerate swinger parents.

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

G so I could be birthed by rich parents on a cruise

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[–] RedPandaRaider@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Gotta go with B. The US might be shit and you might be out of luck in Mexico too. But you'll still be able to earn enough to emigrate somewhere else.

E would be close second for me. China, Laos, Vietnam and Thailand aren't bad. But you might get unlucky and end up in Burma.

[–] scoop_vii@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

B contains mostly lower population areas in the US and Canada, if you go with B you're almost definitely gonna be in Mexico.

A is interesting, you have a good chance of being in the US/Canada or western Europe, but it also contains a fair portion of heavily populated areas in western Africa that might not be ideal.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

K. Coincidentally, I was actually born in K.

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[–] Kissaki@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I like G. I've always wanted to be a deep sea creature.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're all cowards I'm rolling the dice on C and I'll be chilling in Tokyo with my waifu body pillow while yall get eaten by snakes in K.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was born in C, not recommended.

(People's Republic of China)

Restrictive firewall, no porn, hard to get western media, so you'd be stuck with ww2 sino-japanese war tv drama or some cringe romance stuff.

With a population of 1.4 Billion (well, minus the area covered by "E"), you'd most likely end up there.

Did I even mention video games? Yea... that's gonna be tough to get, definitely no online multiplayers (even if you somehow got a VPN, the ping is gonna kill you).

And your VPN could fail at any time even if you do get it.

Also, OP didn't specify you get to choose your gender, so if you're born as a woman in Japan... good luck. (Don't ask why camera shutter sounds are mandatory on Japanese Phones)

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[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People around here seem so scared of south america. It's mostly a nice place to live.

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

K. Australia is quite chill.

The swooping magpies might be an issue though.

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