Agent641

And she doesn't even know it

Imagine if it's just actually her pulling the most epic troll in Lemmy history.

You'll find someone special for you one day 🙏

It's the little things that make life worth living, like scotch, and heroin.

I work 7 days a week and I don't have this problem.

(Jokes, I do, but I like both my week job and my weekend job)

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

If the price goes low enough, just rip out the battery and use it as home solar energy storage.

Turn the cabin into a chicken coop.

Their flight plan is "Going out for a pack of smokes, might be back later"

I have 50k in my hand right now.

It even has a cool picture of Ho Chi Minh on it

It's hard to sue when you've been sliced in two!

Transporting suspects in this counts as cruel and unusual punishment. What if somebody sees them?!