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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 188 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Much as I love spicy foods/hot sauce, this weapons grade shit is just silly.

I once signed a waiver to purchase a spicy chicken sandwich and will never do so again.

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had the same sandwich (Dave's Hot Chicken reaper sandwich). I assumed it was just a marketing stunt. After one bite I had to go back and get a milkshake so I could sip it between bites to finish the damn sandwich.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh was it made with Dave's Hot Sauce? I had a customer bring in his own Ultimate Insanity hot sauce to use in a Prairie Fire shot (tequila+hot sauce). Shit looked ROUGH. He let me keep the hot sauce after though and it became one of my partner's favourites.

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

alcohol an capsaicin hits hard. the alcohol acts as a surfactant and your throat just gets obliterated. even vodka+tabasco can be pretty rough.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's totally a mistake.

I bought some stupid hot sauces out of curiosity a few years ago (last dab kind of sauces, they are fairly hot but still edible) but was not prepared for the heat. I tried some milk and bread and whatever and it didn't help clear my mouth. It was on my tongue and my lips and I wanted it OFF.

So having watched some of the "plutonium" hot sauce videos I put my obviously very big brain to work. In some of those videos, capsaicin crystals are dissolved in alcohol. I thought to myself, "alcohol dissolves capsaicin, my mouth is hot from capsaicin, I have an idea". It was not a good idea.

I swished and swallowed a shot of vodka.

As you say, it really helped the spicy coat my ENTIRE mouth and top of my throat. If you have never had spicy pain in between your teeth and coating your entire gumline, it is really something else. 2/10 would not recommend.

In any event, a lesson was learned that day that I doubt I will forget.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (18 children)

I find it hard to understand how a potentially hazardous to health food item is even allowed.

What is this obcession with ever increasing level of spice in food, lately?

Because at some point all the flavour just goes away, replaced by a hefty dose of pain.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spice will give you an approximation of a "runner's high" without the tedious mucking about of exercise. There is, of course, an upper limit which too many products tip past.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There are too many bad taste jokes to be made on that.

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[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It can be fun to safely experience sensory extremes. Many people get an endorphin/dopamine rush from it.

Other than some gut irritation it's not a significant hazard. Like yeah keep it safely stored from sensitive people and pets also it's probably not the best road trip snack or whatever. Certainly less dangerous than alcohol, fireworks, cigarettes or texting while driving.

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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because it's fun. Live a little.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

A guy after my own heart. Do you like vinegar based hot sauces? If not, which sauces do you go for? I’ve struggled for years to find decent sauces and have only found Melinda’s and my own sauces to tolerate.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Not the guy you responded to, but I also love hot sauce. I usually stock franks, yellowbird's red jalapeΓ±o sauce (forget the name), and cholula or Valentina if I don't feel like paying for it. I also had this really awesome green hot sauce from El Pato brand, but I haven't ever seen it again. Hopefully someday!

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

My mouth is broken and I love really spicy stuff. Like, still haven't met someone in person who likes things as spicy as I like them.

FYI to the Flaming Anus chocolate bar: it's advertising hype BS. Like most hot sauces yelling out some high scoville number. All that big "2.2 million scoville" on the packaging here is actually just referencing that it has Carolina reaper pepper in the chocolate, and that those peppers can be up to 2.2 million scoville.

But the peppers are dead last on the ingredient list. Each bar has very little in it. If I ate a Carolina reaper pepper rated over 2 million even I would hate it and it would burn and I'd feel like my insides wanted to die. But the chocolate bar here is just a spicy little snack.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

iirc mice don't have the same response to capsaicin as humans - they can taste it, and don't particularly like the taste, but it doesn't cause them pain like it does in humans.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure birds are immune as well as Steve-O, can't say for sure of rodents.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

From a tiny amount of reading (and a complete lack of a biology degree...) it's that the rodent taste buds just react differently to the capsaicin, so it doesn't hit the sodium channels in the pain receptor 'stack' in the same way as it does in humans. It's not the total lack of reaction like you get with birds or some ungulates.
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I think.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

As a self proclaimed "marine biologist," I can neither confirm nor deny.

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[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is interesting. A popular squirrel deterrent for bird feeders is to put spicy stuff on the seed. I’ve been trying that lately and the squirrels have completely left my bird feeder alone. So there must be something rodents don’t like β€” unless squirrels are just built different?

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[–] ftbd@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I thought all mammals responded to capsaicin

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I assume so. I have had critters gorging on my ghosts and reapers in the garden. Losing an entire plant overnight was the last straw so I have webbing up now, but they were clearly unaffected.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 49 points 1 week ago

That's how California fires get started.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not eating any food that advertises what it will do to your asshole. We're adults here, you can just say it's hot. You don't have to say "We are very proud of the way our product will absolutely Sept 11th the hole you shit from." It's not necessary to bring my asshole into this.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well 9/11 was an inside job

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ok but what about a soothing breeze anus chocolate bar?

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Might be more of a Deepwater Horizon situation?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (18 children)

I never understood sweets with spiciness added. It just ruins the whole experience for me. Spicy on savoury foods is fine but not on primarily sweet ones.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I dunno. I like my chili flavoured candy.

Beside, wasn't chocolate traditionally eaten with chili by the natives? Or was it a spicy coco drink...?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chocolate isn't sweet, it's bitter. You have to add a lot of sugar to get the sweet chocolate we're familiar with. The Mayan and Aztec versions of hot chocolate were more like a spicy coffee than the sweet drink we have now.

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[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's amazing how all humans are different.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 week ago (8 children)

A lot of Asian foods are spicy/sweet; it is great.

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[–] Sprinklelicious@feddit.online 28 points 1 week ago (11 children)

One of those things you buy but never to actually eat. I remember my brother bought me a beer that was made using yeast originally cultured from beard hairs belonging to the master Brewmaster (I believe rouge brewery made it). Could never bring myself to drink it. Sat in my shelf for years as more of a keep sake.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yeah... this is worse than my sister buying me candy with ants...

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where would that be a legal tender?

[–] frog@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

Lol. Took me a minute.

The anteaters in Zootopia.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

... that might actually be a ... rather inhumane, but 'effective' form of pest control for mice.

I... did not know that anyone made fucking ghost pepper grade chocolate, but yeah, that would lure in and then potentiall kill, if not seriously injure or at least dissuade mice.

Its like sugar + borax for ants and such, sheesh.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (17 children)

No one does. It isn't a 2.2 million shu chocolate bar. It just has a very small amount of Carolina reaper pepper as an ingredient in the bar. Most of those hot sauces with goofy names are the same way. "Satan's lBunghole made with 6,000,000 pepper extract" Yeah. Made with like a drop of extract so the sauce is more like 200,000 scoville.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

dissuade

"fuck this shit I am moving from this house"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mouse Yelp Review:

Walls: 4/5

  • roomy, yet also cozy!

Climate Control: 3/5

  • gotta stick near the right pipes in peak summer/winter

Catering: 0/5

  • actual sadistic death trap food, the 'complimentary' continental breakfast looks great, but will disembowel you. RIP lil squeeky jr.

Overall: 2/5

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm the "spicy guy" of my circle of people I know, so I always get brought in the challenge things and hottest x to try. Had the gummies and jerky, and beer, and all sorts of things. The chip has been the only one that I'd actually say was hot. Mouth was fine, but it made my stomach hurt for like 10 minutes.

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some products like this should be required to have dangerous chemical signs on them.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think that the mouse would have understood them.

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, do mice like chocolate? Can they eat chocolate? Or is this one of those the-dog-will-shit-itself-to-death things?

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