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[–] Album@lemmy.ca 131 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Might be the best use of AI I've seen

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They have some crazy fingers.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers

That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔

[–] parody@lemmings.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Photoshop I believe

Source: TrueWagner

https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

bro what?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn't become a trans female doctor

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most old men have them. Just ask one.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

He said I could have it when I prise it from his cold dead fingers. Very nice of him, honestly I was expecting to have to pay for one.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, avoid instructables

Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Neat, thanks!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Asking the real questions.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.

Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When grows up wants to be?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Orange-shooting Man!

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Found the orange cannon engineer.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 1 week ago

By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges... NO TEENS IN THE PARK!

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Cheaper than eggs

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The ~~harb~~inger

The orangeinger

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Mmmm Orange Ginger

[–] Drdoom2027@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago

That orange man took them fingers off them Teens. Where's the outrage?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.

I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a shame nobody's heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

That's a good hero right there

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, so he's committing crimes?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it's an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

We already have an orange shooting device at home ...

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.

/obscure?