niktemadur

Then there is also all those mediocre non-voters who empowered by default the motivated-by-hysteria, toxic dregs of society, up and down Main St. and deep within their communities and suburbs.

This, like so many other cruel unnecessary things, could have been easily avoided.
"But... but... muh puriteh! bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe"
vOtE fOr A wOmAn? mE?!! wHeN PIGS FLY!!!

The mental gymnastics so many non-voters use to convince themselves that their lazy mediocrity is not a HUGE part of the problem. They exert a hundred times the energy to stab themselves in the chest with a rusty knife, and as gangrene sets in, they fancy themselves as hero martyrs, because they so bravely did nothing of value to stop this. Useless deadweight flakes that they are.

2 - 6 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 8 - 5.
The wedges you can keep.

The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!

Then by year two of his lockdown, Newton was inserting a tiny lever under his own eyeball, inside the eye socket, to try and figure out how the eye captures and processes light.

What time is it?
It's Beer O'clock!

Wainscoting. Sounds like... a little Dorset village. Wainscoting.

...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

What would happen if you did the equivalent of feeding your A.I. a healthy diet, then run a parallel system and fed it only burgers and pizza and Doritos?

The moral of the story is: no rusty banal or shitty memory is banal or shitty enough, for these postmodern kids nowadays to NOT commoditize it as "nostalgia". EXACTLY like their boomer parents with their own rusty banal or shitty items in their memory bank.

"I look around me, and the horizon seems to be at the same distance everywhere I look, therefore it must be obvious: I am at the center of the Universe."

Damn, they got to him before he could get it out.
Curse you, lizard overlords!

Orange-shooting Man!