niktemadur

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Then there is also all those mediocre non-voters who empowered by default the motivated-by-hysteria, toxic dregs of society, up and down Main St. and deep within their communities and suburbs.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

This, like so many other cruel unnecessary things, could have been easily avoided.
"But... but... muh puriteh! bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe"
vOtE fOr A wOmAn? mE?!! wHeN PIGS FLY!!!

The mental gymnastics so many non-voters use to convince themselves that their lazy mediocrity is not a HUGE part of the problem. They exert a hundred times the energy to stab themselves in the chest with a rusty knife, and as gangrene sets in, they fancy themselves as hero martyrs, because they so bravely did nothing of value to stop this. Useless deadweight flakes that they are.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

2 - 6 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 8 - 5.
The wedges you can keep.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then by year two of his lockdown, Newton was inserting a tiny lever under his own eyeball, inside the eye socket, to try and figure out how the eye captures and processes light.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What time is it?
It's Beer O'clock!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wainscoting. Sounds like... a little Dorset village. Wainscoting.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What would happen if you did the equivalent of feeding your A.I. a healthy diet, then run a parallel system and fed it only burgers and pizza and Doritos?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The moral of the story is: no rusty banal or shitty memory is banal or shitty enough, for these postmodern kids nowadays to NOT commoditize it as "nostalgia". EXACTLY like their boomer parents with their own rusty banal or shitty items in their memory bank.

"I look around me, and the horizon seems to be at the same distance everywhere I look, therefore it must be obvious: I am at the center of the Universe."

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Damn, they got to him before he could get it out.
Curse you, lizard overlords!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Orange-shooting Man!

 

It's one of those pet peeves that rub me the wrong way, and they all seem to do it, whether it's anywhere around The Ringer network, or the Earwolf network, or the Blank Check podcast to name a few, they always say "Ray" instead of "Ralph".

The man's real full name is Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes, quite a fancy mouthful, but not even a hint of "Ray" or "Raymond" in there. Did everyone in the podcasting world decide to pronounce his name wrong on purpose?

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