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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 249 points 1 day ago (37 children)

it was always "woke"

it should be woke

woke is a GOOD thing, and anyone who says otherwise is a sack of shit and should be ashamed

sincerely,
woke AF woke person who is woke

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In England, before 'woke' and 'snowflake' was a saying, people used to say 'it's PC gone mad'.

Sincerely, someone whose PC went mad.

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 52 points 1 day ago

Have you tried fixing your PC by installing Linux?

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Conservatives essentially believe that liberals are all the PC Principal from South Park.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Honestly even the over-the-top caricature that he is is still well-meaning and mostly decent, just zealous. Like literally even their worst case boogyman version is... Mostly fine?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And cannot tell the difference between a peak neoliberal shitlib, an anarchist, or a stalinist

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Woke is literally just the opposite of ignorant

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Woke = Enlightened

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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Not used widely enough with that intent yet, though.

It might even end up being in the dictionary as "Something that you don't like", instead :P

Happier times, when it was just the past tense for "wake".

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[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I never got how it was 'bad' to be woke but at the same time we should 'wake up sheeple'.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

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Well, sheeple are the ancient eneny, so you must wake them from the dream that is the world without waking yourself or those you love.

I dont get how you dont understand this.

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Woke, Anti fascist are bad words now. Sounds like a famous book I read.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly. Like, what are TV suppose to teach? Don't fraternise with black people? Men should always be dominant over women? Empathy is bad? Christianity is the one and only true religion and Muslims should be deported?

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

butterfly in the sky!

you grew up to be a piece of shit.

just take a look.

it's in a book,

that you banned.

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 36 points 1 day ago

The fact that somehow Big Bird and friends were a threat of any sort to society should tell you what kind of asshole they chose to be. Social media platforms like twatter and meta justify in their minds their assholery. Sesame Street didn't stand a chance against the onslaught of digital dipshit soapboxes.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By the way back then you didn't have influencers and youtubers telling you what to think, and there were no 6 hours video assay telling you how bad the lastest disney movie (because no other animated movie is worth discussing) is. Honestly back then we either turned on the tv or pop in some vhs or later on dvd and be happy about it. I know it's wild to think but we didn't have internt with us all time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

We didn't have the youtubers or Instagram thots; but we sure had influencers in the form of "talking heads" on television and radio.

See: Rush Limbaugh (the Alex Jones of my youth)

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where is he burried? I need to visit that latrine.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There's something more insidious about these new talking heads tho.

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. I have always been awake.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Jokes on them. I can't sleep.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 14 points 1 day ago

not a shitpost

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

1980s GI Joe had a diverse and inclusive team to fight the fascist cult-like Cobra group.

And now we have a Cobra Commander like leader and everyone literally falling over themselves to fawn. Apparently we didn't learn the other half of the battle.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Violence.

Violence is the other half of the battle. The first half is knowing the right people to perform the violence against, and there's people that can't figure that part out either.

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[George Takei voice:] Oh, my!

MAGAts would be having full-on meltdowns over those names alone!

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 11 points 16 hours ago
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Its funny how the word they use to describe those with empathy in this case social empathy is woke. That make them asleep, somnolent or just in a coma.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Then there is also all those mediocre non-voters who empowered by default the motivated-by-hysteria, toxic dregs of society, up and down Main St. and deep within their communities and suburbs.

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