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[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 88 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 66 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild.. unless you're on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you'd get ratio'd into oblivion

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know those words, but I don't think they're being used in a manner to which I'm accustomed.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 days ago (16 children)

Steroids or nobody likes you

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

You know what? I'm gonna not take steroids even harder.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They can tell just by looking that I don't take steroids right? Like I don't have to actually talk to them?

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah you can generally tell, the neck and shoulders have more androgen receptors so they will typically have bulbous shoulders, oversized traps and a thick neck. Other giveaways are early balding, back acne, and rapid muscle gain. And huge mass monsters are pretty obvious. If you were really interested you could take a look at Jesse James West on YouTube. He's about the peak muscularity someone can reasonably achieve without steroids outside of genetically gifted individuals. He interviews gym girls often and they rate him so low haha.

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Kinda shows beauty standards are completely arbitrary and context dependent.

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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 70 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago
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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 70 points 4 days ago
[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Why does the guy on the left look like he's wearing a collar made of skin?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 days ago

They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 3 days ago

It's his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.

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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 32 points 3 days ago

The oldest dude there is 23 years old

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 22 points 4 days ago

His apparent boner is making a statement of its own.

[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.

[–] d7sdx@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I would describe it as skinny fat but these guys are not fat, so I think the problem is that they have very little muscle all around.

[–] d7sdx@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (5 children)

To me they look totally normal, average. Beauty standards changed a lot and continue so do since the dawn of time.

Checkout https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf :)

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Second from the right is just Freddie Mercury

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm surprised they even let him enter the contest.

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[–] 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

That looks like tom hanks kid

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements

[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

Loving the dazzle camo shorts on #4

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Some of these fellows are packin' some serious heat!

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

[off topic?]

I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There's a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today's standards, he looked kinda scrawny.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

I see the sausage vendor is in town this week!

Fine young lads

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

#4 is on the bleeding edge of fashion, while #6 doesn't give a damn.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn't stand a chance.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

#5 is either stoned or participating ironically, possibly both. #3 was talked into this, and is now regretting his choice.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I thought 5 was the best looking guy there, why do you think he is participating ironically?

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cover up those bellybuttons, boys

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs

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