toynbee

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I knew those McDonald's collectibles would come in handy one day.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since you put a sincere effort into answering me, I will retaliate.

Usually I'm in a state of "I could eat." This is even true if I intellectually am aware it's a bad idea. If you put something my taste buds enjoy in front of me, unless I am physically at capacity, I will probably consume it.

I don't really have a healthy relationship with food.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I lack the creativity to imagine that, but I'll still support you because you're objectively better than spaces for indentation.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The second guy from the left kind of looks like a mash-up of Edward Norton and Andrew Garfield.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do you ever not?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I don't think I like you.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My gums hurt without looking at this.

Just kidding. My gums are one of the few things that don't hurt.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This also happened in a book of urban legends I had as a kid.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks friend!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I want a picture of this dog from a different angle.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Kind of true whether regardless of whether you're referencing the first or second half.

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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by toynbee@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Yesterday I hurt myself sufficiently that I wasn't really able to leave my bed. As such, I did three things: work, sleep and read. I did technically eat, but I couldn't sit up long enough to finish my meal. I did not shower, sadly.

Anyway, because that's not the first time this has happened, I keep a cache of books in my bed to read when I'm immobilized. Most recently it was these two. The one on the right is the one I started last night and the one on the left is the sequel.

Out of the corner of my eye, I keep thinking they're the same book. They're both from 2019, so it's not impossible AI was involved, but it's not terribly likely.

edit: Visuals aside, it's a pretty good series. The books pictured are numbers eleven and twelve and I like the characters enough to have made it this far into the series.

 

But there's something about them I find distracting.

 

I mean, just look at it.

edit: For anyone wondering, it's from the first few seconds of HARDY - Sold Out.

 

They almost blend together.

 
 

Newbie was a rescue from a dog fighting house. According to the shelter from which we got her, they couldn't get her to fight, so they used her for breeding. For her entire life with us, she had scars from where they tied her down for breeding... But despite coming from the most abusive background imaginable, she was the absolute sweetest dog. She was in my life for about a decade and, other than in her sleep, I never once heard her make an aggressive sound.

Unfortunately, she died a few years ago from a failing pancreas. She's the only dog I ever had to choose to let die. I wish she were still here.

edit: She was really stinky, though.

 

A while ago, Maze hurt her ear. Since then we've been giving her all kinds of medication. Obviously things aren't pristine, but she's doing way better and her wheezing has nearly disappeared!

 
 

My wife pronounces it three different ways, each of which she can support. I pronounce it one, but other than that it's the way I've heard it I can't support my pronunciation even after some searches. What's yours and why?

 

Last week, I made a post about a demon in my backyard at 4am.

For anyone curious, this is how it disguises its form during daylight. Pretty convincing and a lot less unsettling.

 

My 5-year-old has set up a selection of large rocks on the railing of my back porch, which my kitchen faces.

In the kitchen, there is a small TV with a red status LED, which due to the window construction reflects twice.

As I naively walked into my kitchen, the only person in my house awake in the early morning, the rocks and lights lined up in an alarming way. I got quite a start.

(I know the picture isn't great quality ... I think the phone camera didn't want to focus on reflections. Also I zoomed in to hide my kitchen clutter.)

edit: Clarifications.

 

Do you want to live in the city or country? Either way, why? Is there a specific place you'd like to live?

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