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[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Actually fr! Studied a year there and I had no driver license back then… Which was fuckin painful as there was little to no other infrastructure! It was also fun to start uni with a 2 hour consultation about school shootings…

But the worst thing? They fucken start every conversation with a ‘how are you’ and look at you like you are boinkers if you say anything aside from ‘good’! Well I am not fuckin good at most times…

Lived in multiple eu countries as a contrast and its incomparably worse, while there is an amount of money I would go back temporarily but I would never settle down there

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Wait, so y'all don't have to lie and tell people you're doing good? This is an American thing?

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah pretty much. Most of us don’t even ask.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow

That would save so much bullshit if I could just skip that stupid pleasantry.

I tell people how I'm doing now and then to throw people off. Feels sort of like a power play, but they usually seem to think "wow this guy is full of himself."

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago

If anyone asks me how I'm doing my bog standard response is "Fucking terrible but apart from that I'm OK."

[–] xylol@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They probably get annoyed because you didn't say 'fine' and now they have to think about you to see if you're kidding or not which should hopefully make them think about asking in the future

That's the idea.

It doesn't work most of the time. I got a talking to from one manager. That one kinda entertained me.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah...

I am an American but have had a lot of friends from all over the world.

We are kind of exceptional in the extent of normalized, utterly disingenuous 'standard social interactions and phrases' that we use.

We talk like NPCs using throwaway, canned dialogue lines, and if we don't do NPC talk, well then that is actually viewed as antisocial...

Even though basically everyone else in the world would view this all as the opposite, inverted. Such forced bullshit conversations are generally viewed as bullshit and disingenuous.

Land of the individual!...

So long as you conform to various social norms that are so routine most of us don't ever even stop to question their prevalence or function.

[–] mrbubblesort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hear ya, but I gotta say, America ain't nothing compared to Japan in that regards. They have actual standardized stock phrases for all types of interactions, at work and at home. I have been in meetings where some participants literally didn't utter a single word that resembled an original thought, and it was completely acceptable.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That is very true, Japanese corporate business culture is on a whole other level.

Somewhat ironically, all my experiences with actual Japanese people are via Karate... in the Dojo, very strict, formal, no nonsense.

But uh, just casually hanging out? At least the ones I knew,... much more rowdy, haha.

Unrelated to my earlier Karate experiences, about a decadr after I'd gotten my black belt, and had since laid off Karate a bit... I once randomly befriended a Japanese man... who claimed he had been an actual Yakuza, a Yakushi... he explained to me that he had fucked up some operation, and instead of losing a finger, his superior struck him with the blunt side of the... I guess it would have been a waki-zashi?... stuck him on the knuckle, and that finger of his was pretty messed up.

He took that, and permanent exile from Japan, over... losing a finger, and then likely just getting killed... he'd pissed off another group pretty severely.

... We then got to talking about Anime, Yokai, and of course Karate... said he was a 4th Dan, 4th Degree Black Belt and uh... yeah, he was very, very significantly skilled in a few basically play fight, not even proper sparring bs we got into a few times.

Initially, he said he wanted me to prove I wasn't bullshitting about my black belt. Gave him my Style and as much family lineage of it that I remembered... and he then, almost totally without warning, threw a punch right at my face.

I did nothing. Didn't move at all.

His fist stopped about a half centimeter from my nose.

He laughed, said 'You blinked', I laughed, and he believed me after that.

[–] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

Ehhhhh, this is not standard in all places. If someone asks me how I am I will answer honestly but vaguely. "Living the dream, I've been better, meh, good, pretty good." It's common for other people to answer the same way, too. The part that's not as socially acceptable is to go into detail about it if you don't know the people well/people don't have follow up questions about it.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you do that ngl. If someone asks how I am, of course I tell the truth. If they don't want to know, they shouldn't have asked.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"How are you?" is a greeting, not a question.
...Unless it's from a close friend.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the US. That's the point. If I get asked that, the other person generally has some degree of interest in my genuine answer

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago

Well then the question mark is a lie

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you supposed to answer it? Yes? So its a question wowsies…

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

No, you aren’t necessarily expected to answer. “Hi” is a totally normal and expected response, for example.

[–] coyootje@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've even seen it a lot that people don't even reply to "how are you", they just start talking about something else. So weird...

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[–] DeviantOvary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I have a coworker who greets me with "Hi, what's up? How's it going?" and then just continue walking without expecting an answer. It's such a pet peeve of mine, lol. We're not Americans, we live in Europe, and this person is definitely an exception, but it still catches me off guard every single time.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You see, "how are you?" Isn't a genuine quotation, it's just a way of saying "hello" and feigning interest in someone's well-being. In all actual fact, nobody gives a shit.

Just say "fine" and move on.

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’ve never understood the argument that you shouldn’t complain about the environment you interact with because other people interact with worse environments.

Like, okay, that’s good to keep in mind with respect to privilege and assumptions and such, but like…

I can’t deliver a first-hand account of someone else’s life, and I can’t identify the possible solutions to their problems as well as I can for my own — let alone access their world as well as my own, to try to fix some of the problems.

I think on some level the people who say “focus on those other people’s problems” know that those other problems are less accessible.

It’s not that they want you to do better activism. It’s that they want you to do none.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

It's basically whataboutism

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[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

I’ve never understood the argument that you shouldn’t complain about the environment you interact with because other people interact with worse environments.

I call this the "children of Africa" -argument. Basically, it's an argument that you can never complain about anything or do anything to better something, because "some kids are starving in Africa"; someone always has it worse. It's purpose is to belittle and brush aside either the problem worded out or the person saying it (or both).

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

i think the joke here is that a lot of people who come across this do live in America and it implies we all pity them

[–] SattaRIP@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago

If you think the USA's domestic policy is terrible and social murder, wait till you find out about its foreign policies. They do social murder too, but regular murder, mass murder, and terrorism sponsored by the richest nation are also on the table.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good point. There can't be anyone left alive by now.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

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From farther back that I care to remember

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Mom has more fingers than daughter? This just feels like AI slop

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The weird sepia tone and rigid composition is a pretty solid indicator of AI generation (no idea which model[s] though)

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Are you not human? Children don't grow all their fingers until they're around 16. Maybe do some research next time, gleepglorp.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Both of them staring blankly ahead's a big tell, too.

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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

We are so fucked.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So this is Christmas

Camera slowly pans across various shots of Americans

And what have you done?

1 800 number comes up on the screen for donations

[–] carrion0409@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Am I allowed to complain since I live in the USA ?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (10 children)

No. You and your fellow citizens voted for this.

[–] carrion0409@lemm.ee 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I voted Harris so no I didnt vote for this.

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[–] JulieLemming@lemm.ee 18 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (5 children)

Thank on your knees to fate that you weren’t born in Egypt

There’s no worse cesspit on earth that isn’t a warzone

Even India is more civilised and even nice folks in comparison

Friend of my friend once said that staying there she will either kill herself, get r**** or join hamas and she eventually joined hamas so yeah

[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

My friend is from Egypt and he says the same but I have no idea what exactly is there that is so bad. Can I elaborate.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 7 points 17 hours ago

I've been to Egypt several times, and sometimes I've stayed with people who have moved there.

The impression I get is that there very few ways for people born there to raise themselves up above what I call "The Hustle". There's a state of being where the key to survival is extracting money out of everyone you meet. By fair means or foul, you must make money.

It can be making sure every person that walks into your shop buys something. It can be being a kerb crawling tuk tuk driver pestering walkers by. It can be thieving. It can be taking bribes in local government. Everybody is on the hustle. You can't afford to trust people because they'll take any advantage they can. It's a permanent state of stress and fear.

...and then there are the immigrant whales that move there, buy a big house on the coast and exploit the locals by flashing the cash.

All of that said, when people do manage to find something stable, they're a great people, but there are so few decent ways to make enough money.

[–] JulieLemming@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Mentality is just merciless and cruel. Years of generational human abuse. Abused become abusers. Corruption, nepotism, patriarchy. On Egypt Facebook your feed is full of videos of animal abuse and laughing smileys in comments. It’s a dark place

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago

It's good to put your own problems into perspective sometimes.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago

I hope they find a cure lol (lots of love)

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

got license to complain then

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