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[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

For those not on Bluesky, Adobe got bullied so hard by basically every artist the site from this post that they straight up left. They were ratio'd out of existence. It's hilarious.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can't keep getting this whiplash where I lose all faith in humanity and then humanity goes and does something awesome and hilarious like this.

For those on Bluesky, this is a perfect example of why Bluesky will enshittify since this kind of brutal honesty towards rich people and large corporations won't be tolerated on a coporate social network that is working to turn as big of a profit as possible.

This period of people being able to clown on powerful corporations like this will quickly come to an end as soon as investors put the pressure on Bluesky to return a profit.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're probably correct, but the possibility of federation does provide a safety valve. Any step in the wrong direction taken by BlueSky only makes it more likely someone will set up a new node.

BlackSky is heading full speed that way. A lot of users would like their own space regardless. The money doesn't line up right now, but being able to port our information out means that that switch will flip sometime soon.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there a link for the crater of whatever's left of that thread?

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 weeks ago

The post is deleted, but someone i follow posted a video of them scrolling through it while it was up and it was glorious. Couldn't find that vid, but i found this one instead. Gonna have to pause it to read.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Putting this here for easy copy/paste later

𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

𓀾 | 𓀾 𓀕
----~~|~~----
𓀾 𓀾 | 𓀾 𓁀

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago

𓀿 𓁀

I personally like how this one in particular seems like a casket rising from the floor

𓀢 𓀣

clap clap

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Whew, no bird/stork character, I can never remember that when I desperately need to

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I heard adobe steal artist's works to train their ai

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They also force you into a year long subscription but they pose it as month to month. Then when you try to cancel they force you to pay 50% of the remaining balance for the year. Fuck adobe.

[–] fearpanic@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ha, you seemingly did the same oopsie as me, lol. Got a 6 month membership for half price on black Friday. Redeemed ist and suddenly had 2 subscriptions, because they were not compatible. Had to pay a month extra for cancelling my yearly subscription. Never again. :D

[–] mke@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's nearly every company making image generation AI right now. Stealing from creators is all the rage, and I've yet to see a reasonable defense of this by AI users.

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It warms my heart to see all the Adobe hate and people switching to other things more and more. And I say that as a professional designer who has to pay my adobe tax every year to stay employed. Every person I see switch increases the chance I'll get to kick them to the curb someday myself.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd love if the Affinity suite was available for Linux. That's the only thing I miss from Windows/macOS.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I use it on Linux with wine but I don’t know how stable it would be with large images/worse hardware

https://forum.affinity.serif.com/index.php?/topic/182758-affinity-suite-v2-on-linux-wine/

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I found an open source replacement for Lightroom that finally worked (others I tried crashed loading my raws). While testing it, my subscription renewed (I can take criticism that I should have known and cancelled before renewal, but..) I then tried cancelling right after, but Adobe only gives a grace period on first purchase, not renewals. If subscription automatically charges, that money is gone.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

nonono, go back there is a way. you have to battle through their FAQ, and then their AI assistant, when you finally arrive at the point of talking to a human being then they might be able to just undo that for you, i don't know if there's a deadline for giving back money after you've been charged, but if it was a day or two ago i'm sure it's not too late

it worked for me with adobe and netflix, they barely even asked why aside from what is required of them "why r u leaving i need it for a survey" type of thing. it's a sleazy move to hide that you can get your money back, they try to squeeze just a little bit more out of you, but you if embrace your inner Karen there's a chance!

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Adobe: trying to connect creators (no not you, you're too poor to buy our license)

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (15 children)

There are way more affordable options out there, some are free.

  • For tablet painting: Krita and free
  • For photoshop: I use affinity, but Canvas just bought them. Not sure how they're going to be in the future. Canvas is evil. It's around $125/2 or 3 years or so. I haven't used Gimp in awhile, I might look at them again.
  • For Premiere Pro, Audition and After Effects: Buy the studio version of Davinci Resolve, it has all of them. It's a lifetime purchase and cheap if you think of that way. Don't lose your code though.
  • For 3D: Blender and free. It keeps getting better and better.
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Photopea is a great option for light photo editing! It's free website with a decent layout

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Real :3.. I use krita for my art ^^ GIMP for photo editing (which I don't do a lot of), kdenlive for video, and.. blender for 3d stuff

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Adobe: "We're here for all our starving artists"

Artist: Buys a Photoshop subscription instead of food

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember folks, it is ALWAYS morally and ethically justified to pirate Adobe software. They're a garbage, predatory company that needs to crash and burn.

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why justify when you can switch to other apps? Even with pirating you're still supporting them and their stranglehold on the creative industry. Fuck em proper.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Where you been man? That's practically Ra's day job, it's not the 90s anymore

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I fucking hate Adobe so much. One curse is not enough! More curses!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I cast Curse of Unicode!

⸸̸̢͔͙̞͕̆͒͋̓̊ঔৣ☬༒Ƕ≛꧅឵᳆⊰⊱⍟ꙮ∰⫘⫷⫸꩜꯭̦̩̩̩ꙴ̔͛ͤ̀̋̎ͬ͢͏̩̞̰̜̝͚̗̀͟͜ͅ҉̛̙̖̦̘̖̹̜̱̯̙̲̬꧂ꩉ╰⃝࿃╯ꫂྂᡃ⳽≠⍻ⓨ☠≭〠⊆⤙⟅⟆̴̞̞̤̤̝̝̦̦̏͛̎̄͜͡҉҉⛧⸎྿⧯⊗๖ۣۜζஔ

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Valuable cultural artefact (not joking)

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its not an Artifact type card tho 🤓 (joking)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

An old meme

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