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[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 131 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 83 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Fairly confident he has a cloaca.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 16 hours ago

You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 14 hours ago

Meesa poop egg piss.

[–] Thiccbear@aussie.zone 6 points 15 hours ago

That or one of those double shark dicks

the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but it's always flaccid

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.

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[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Also his tongue does wonderful things

[–] mech@feddit.org 15 points 18 hours ago

In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ask yo momma.

(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Because of the implication.

(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 8 hours ago

And my axe!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] bklyn@piefed.social 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you

Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 68 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 43 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

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[–] sausager@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago

Look - that tongue could be handy

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I need the tongue, so I choose "look".

But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.

[–] JonHammCock@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I need the tongue

πŸ€”

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 54 minutes ago

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Second one.

Move to Jamaica, no one cares.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 hours ago

Meesa doesn't like this game

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn't make sense.

[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

You are not allowed to kill yourself

Well, who's gonna stop me?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 16 hours ago

Voice for sure, and learn ASL.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 5 hours ago

Speak.

Learn Sign Language.

Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt's powers.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 8 points 15 hours ago

Jarjar is hot as fuck bro

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.

Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Messa hooooorny.

Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Me as a therapist trying to break the awkward silence

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Son of a bitch you take away the best option

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Can I dance like Jar Jar?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Isn't there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?

Can I pick neither? Not worth it.

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 18 hours ago

Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.

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