Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.
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Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
Youβve already sold me, you donβt have to keep going
Meesa poop egg piss.
That or one of those double shark dicks
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Because of the implication.
(Donβt know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)
And my axe!
Horse vet
You canβt sling shit if no one will get near you
Except, ironically, shit. But donβt be that person.
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
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Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
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Look - that tongue could be handy
Second one.
Move to Jamaica, no one cares.
Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
I need the tongue, so I choose "look".
But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.
I need the tongue
π€
Can I be both?
Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn't make sense.
Meesa doesn't like this game
Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.
Messa hooooorny.
Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.
Speak.
Learn Sign Language.
Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt's powers.
Can I dance like Jar Jar?
Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks
I'm still convinced he's a sith lord, so I think he doesn't talk as weird as he does when he's not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.
Isn't there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?
Can I pick neither? Not worth it.
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Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.
Me as a therapist trying to break the awkward silence
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