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Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
Youβve already sold me, you donβt have to keep going
Meesa poop egg piss.
That or one of those double shark dicks
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
Yeah but it's always flaccid
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
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I like this
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
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Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Because of the implication.
(Donβt know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)
And my axe!
Horse vet
You canβt sling shit if no one will get near you
Except, ironically, shit. But donβt be that person.
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.