SpaceNoodle

I didn't count my facial piercings

But I only have seven holes

Sporty

You don't seem to understand.

I am literally 6'5". That fact is being disagreed with.

Furthermore, y'all are short.

No, I'm just 6'5"

Edit: downvotes? Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

Edit edit: apparently it's just an "I'm angy that I'm short" button

Why would I thank management for this?

That's short

Clicking the picture deploys a missile

Oh, so that's why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn't racist enough

Thank you!

It actually loads now. There was no error, just Zeno's progress bar.

I know why.

It's because it's a scam.

Sadly, that Church of the Universe link won't load for me.