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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 107 points 22 hours ago (15 children)

And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 33 points 22 hours ago (12 children)

Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (8 children)

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe according to tinder. In reality that's pretty damn average.

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