When AWS went down, the buttplug got stuck on max vibrate and overheated..
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
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Amazon pulled an israeli pager attack on your ass. Literally.
Imagine people in remote chastity cages.
To be fair a phone that can be docked and used as any number of other workstations should really be the goal. One device that can do everything is the dream... Running Linux also a requirement.
To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
Now everyone can get fucked by Microsoft Excel
I actually own a sex toy that, in order to use certain features, I need to connect to my phone via bluetooth and log in to their server on their app with a username and password. Careful what you wish for.
Shit. Get Lovense or something instead. Still has Bluetooth connectivity but there are so many open source clients to make use of.
Thanks for the suggestion!
The furry community has your back!
To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
Hey some do have internet connectivity.
Why wouldn't the buttplug have internet connectivity? Kids, remember to update your sex toys with the latest security patches!
It says it's connected & morse code exists
The ER staff don't like it when people dock phones with their butt.
Yes! Need a proper Linux phone at long last!
You’re describing Ubuntu’s Convergence, something Canonical was working on back in like 2011 I think.
Sucks nothing really came of it. By 2014 there were a few functional demos of it but you don’t really see it nowadays.
With the many attempts in Android to implement this it's a little shocking that there hasn't been more work in the open source space, but I guess Ubuntu mobile and Firefox OS couldn't even make a dent and mobile costs so much to develop for
I did Samsung dex for a while, its ok as long as you don't want low level access to what you connecting to.
Now I switched to a gpd micropc 2 and its built in ethernet, sd card, usb a and c sockets and native linux make it so much more useful. No longer do i need dongles or other rubbish.
Plus it will do multiple monitor support, something dex struggles with. The keyboard is a little small for touch typing but the former factor is worth the trade of for me.
The dream is playing music on the strings of reality. A phone is just a pitstop.
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Replace things?
Virtually every computing device I've ever owned is somewhere in the house I'm in. I sold my first PC (a Leading Edge 8088 IBM clone) and I still regret it. It'd have been hard to get hooked into my homelab, but I would have figured it out.
Yeah but you cant shove it up your ass.
If at first you don't succeed...
Start with something smaller and work your way up or just push harder.
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Virtually every computing device I’ve ever owned is somewhere in the house I’m in. I sold my first PC (a Leading Edge 8088 IBM clone) and I still regret it. It’d have been hard to get hooked into my homelab, but I would have figured it out.
look at this fancy bastard and his house that he owns with storage space.
Well you see, they built that house entirely out of old computer cases nailed together.
It’s a beige house that’s slowly turning yellow.
You save a lot of money over the decades by wringing every penny of value from all your electronics.
Internet connected buttplugs are great, there's even a model where you can create an entire chatroom to take control of it 😈
I've spent way too long on the Internet.
Because I actually understand this.
I should probably spend less time on the Internet.
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I switched my house for a shitty apartment and I'm never going back. I replaced my car with a streetcar and bus ride and you should too. I switched my wife for being single, and she's never coming back.
Sounds like you need to play country music in reverse.
I love the amazing advances in hardware and general tech that enabled this progression.
However, what I am finding only works better and better for my brain and well-being is to push in the opposite direction. I went from wearing a smart watch 23 hours a day, 365 days of the year for several years, to not even knowing where it is right now.
I do most of my computing/gaming/browsing on an old desktop PC running Linux. I just replaced the fans in one of the PCs that's 15 years old because they sounded like a locomotive.
The best part though is getting up to get a drink, hit the restroom, or even go chill outside with my pets for an hour and just leave my phone wherever it's sitting. Just some time to exist and pay attention to my senses and the world around me without getting fucking notifications.
Or hell, even being at work and literally working on technology while being isolated from the outside tech world trying to get my attention.
Though if you have a smart watch that can save you from missing notifications during those times. That's why mine had to go, lol.
23 hours a day, 365 days of the year
Love it.
And that might be one I haven't seen, which is even better.
I've worn a pebble smartwatch for a decade just to avoid all the annoying noises our phones make non stop. So i keep my phone on silent and I've got the pebble set to only get notifications for texts and calls neither of which i get a ton of on a daily basis. I like to be able to glance down and either ignore or pull out my phone and deal with.
I am also a big fan of leaving my phone in the other room and dont wear the pebble a lot on weekends just to get a break.
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Seriously I replaced my PC (you know, big tower with lot of fans) with a Beelink MiniPC and OMG I do not regret it! It is super small, like 4"x5", sitting on my desk, sometimes I can hear the fan but mostly never, it's fast, quiet, powerful. Best thing ever.
Unless you want to do AAA gaming or 4k video editing, a cheap mini PC will be pretty much all you need. Those things have been getting pretty good lately.
Same here. My gaming rig moved into the living room, and I'm about to start playing around with containerized gaming in proxmox with it.
Thinkcentre tiny here, good for absolutely everything except gaming. So I got a bigger box for that.
My requirements are bidirectional communication. If the buttplug doesn't register and decode clench-morsecode, I will not use it!
Of course!
Then, when AWS goes down it'll turn on randomly, reset the password to the default 50 character password and not unlock until you've input it corectly.
Imagine you'd have to unlock your butt plug before it allows you to remove it. Kill me now.
I replaced my soap with exfoliating sandpaper. Germs BEWARE!
I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.
I have some remote controlled toys. Sounds fun but the apps are shit. Even with a partner it's horrible to actually use it. You just want to get fucked but instead the app fucks you with ads, bugs and complicated constructions to get it working and that way to get fucked is really not something that makes you cum.
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