ryedaft

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the joke

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Put some armour on those spots so if it gets shot again it will be safer.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Dr Dorothy Bishop resigned from the Royal Society back in November 2024 because of Musk. Everybody knew. And being an FRS is a huge, huge deal to a British scientist.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

What's your mom's blood type, your older siblings' blood types, and what's your blood type?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rho%28D%29_immune_globulin

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago

Mom really looking forward to rubbing one out once the idiot spawn is out the door.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago

Getting screwed

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Agreed that the all fat meal would not exit well. It also might overstimulate your gallbladder? I'm not sure.

Edit: and your pancreas would probably also be mad at you.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's why we have conscription. So in the event of an invasion we can compel citizens to serve 2-3 years of military service.

We could also do it the American way and make sure half the population is poor and that you need money for healthcare and university education. It's a bit like how you could get Roman citizenship if you served. I like conscription better.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Robots are defined by their moving parts but the best robots have as few moving parts as possible. Make of that what you will.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Teams takes over the sound so you can't adjust the volume in a meeting by clicking the taskbar and changing volume. If anyone sets their status to away or sick or vacation or whatever there's a notification about that over the chat and you can't dismiss it. It's slow to load, uses a ton of resources (just get a new laptop!) and generally sucks.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Autocratic cunt. 7 prime ministers in 7 years and people just want to rid of this guy.

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