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Oh wow, I had to go up and re-read the headline, because I thought it was like 75% of what it was last year. As in a reduction of 25%.

Goddamn, we are so fucked.

"But when he said he was going to kick out all foreigners, remove all subsidies, kill expensive medical programs or change import/export, and I'm still in favor of that, I didn't think he was going to change anything about my cheap workers or my Medicaid that I need to live. And the stuff that I order for my business is so expensive now. Oh yes, I would vote for him again in a heartbeat."

They're seem to be a lot of those.

But her weird laugh😣

She didn't go on Joe Rogan🥱

She's going to start a war😰

Did I miss any other excuses?

This but unironically. Fascists just want everyone to suffer because you already have to be miserable to become a fascist.

But Taco is already prepping his conservative reprogrammable meat bags to believe that 2026 is going to not be so great, and that it will (somehow) be Biden's fault.

Because these assholes are that fucking stupid to believe that we had a "terrible" economy in 2024 under Biden. And Taco knows enough of his dumbass conservatives will believe him that if 2026 is worse (because of him) that it's because the prior administration had us "on a bad path".

So in the economic head-canon of the Confederate Cinematic Universe:

1. Biden's economy in 2024 was one of the worst we've ever had, and of course, if anyone was actually doing well, they were probably liberals anyway.
2. The economy is the best you've ever had now that Taco is in office. Especially if you are a confederate.
3. But if it's still bad in 2026, that's because of what Biden did to us (confederates - again, if you weren't suffering under the supposed worst economy ever, you were probably an undeserving liberal or POC or trans).
4. Tariffs are NOT taxes, and other countries pay them.
5. Ignore the fact that all of this nonsense sounds an awful lot like North Korean level propaganda or the way the Chinese Communists talked about a "Great Leap Forward", etc...even if you are starving and have no health care, this is all absolutely the golden age. Any pain you might feel, though, is the fault of Biden and the Democrat (sic) Party.

Damn Democrats keep poison pilling everything

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COVID 19 cases are surging right now, the nimbus variant and razor blade throat pain. Seems its on the rise, im dealing with it right now, it was pretty intense experience of throat pain.

Covid-19 hasn't gone anywhere. And Frik n' Frak are aiming to get rid of the one weapon we have against it.

Stupid is even more contagious and there is no vaccine.

You mean Obama.

The next president will be blamed for everything while they try to clean up Trump's massive messes.

I imagine an infusion of cash to the market and a reprieve on tariffs that year.

They may have decided that the easiest way to make people feel like the economy is doing well during an election year is to first screw it up the year prior.

or they are counting ice job listings?

All those fired government workers will have to step up and pick vegetables, build houses, disembowel chickens and cows, and build cars.

Funny, when I was a kid in the '60s reading science fiction, those were the jobs we would create robots for.