SocialMediaRefugee

joined 2 years ago
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Ask some private businesses to save you. "Sure, it'll be $1000/hr to extract your family (max 3 people). $500/dog. If you join our platinum rescue service we'll grab your tv and provide snacks."

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Only if Trump gets beaten with a folding chair.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

We could probably hand out a third of that as cash if they left voluntarily.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ICE divorce

Stockholm syndrome or he dropped a dime on her to get rid of her

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe it can AFK my character in games for me

It got hacked and now I'm really, really dry.

Just pop some health potions

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