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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 114 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

In the very loose meaning of "can walk". This road crosses several dangerous areas for multiple reasons, from war and jungles, to deserts and tundra, not to mention all the visas you'd need.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 100 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a guy on Youtube who crossed the entire length of Africa on foot. Got kidnapped twice IIRC.

Russ Cook.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 57 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i can think of much more exciting things to do if i had a death wish tbh

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Same, and most of those things begin and end with copious amounts of drugs.

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 79 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I really don't understand Americans and their racial stuff. Why white?

[–] bigfoot@lemm.ee 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Americans (especially non white Americans) tend to speak very frankly about race in a way that can make Europeans uncomfortable. In this context "white" is simply meant to conjure an image of someone with disposable income.

(See "black twitter")

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago (24 children)

It still just sounds racist to me. The joke is that black people are poor?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The joke is that white people are so pampered they have to find absolutely insane sounding activities to have fun, like throwing yourself out of perfectly good airplanes, diving in caves, or walking the longest road on earth.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And to do so relatively cluelessly with the optimism that it will all work out fine because American, white, and money. Instagramming selfies with their kidnappers kinda thing.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

We're not uncomfortable, we're baffled at your fixation on race, and on skin colour specifically. In European countries, generally, mostly, there is no this weird racial tribalism. Some people are racist, for sure, and a bunch of institutional racism is still a thing, but it's a bad thing and we understand it in this context.

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[–] HiroProtagonist@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it has to do with the very high number of "van life" vloggers who overwhelmingly seem to be white American couples. Google van life vloggers and take a look at the image results.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most of which probably park that van in their 5-car garage between shoots. 😂

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[–] afronaut@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

Best way I can explain American’s “fixation” on race is that our country’s history is based on the attempt to create a racist white utopia through law (slavery, ethnic cleansing, manifest destiny, segregation, Jim Crow, private prisons etc.).

Many of the historical debates, protests, rebellions, riots, and wars we’ve had were largely surrounding the issue of racial equality. And… it never went away because racist white people have evolved their political tactics. They still want “the South to rise again”, they still want “to Make American Great Again”, they still want segregation, slavery, and woman subordination.

You might be thinking, “it’s not that serious”, but the mere fact that America is becoming the de facto Nazi Regime of the West now says it all. Hitler was deeply inspired by America’s Jim Crow laws and used it as a platform to address “the Jewish Question”. But, White American’s racism didn’t just materialize out of nothing. It’s descendant of Western Imperialism and Colonialism that was being exported across the globe by Europeans who had finally come to a geopolitical status quo on their continent after checks notes thousands of years of fighting over whose nation and religion is better.

TL;DR: American’s being fixated on race is just the next phase of geopolitical infighting that came after thousands of years of Europeans fixating on nationality and religion, both of which are becoming less relevant each day than one’s ethnic and cultural identity.

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[–] grepe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

after living in the US for some time i think i'm starting to get it...

one thing about the life in the US that the hollywood movies don't show you very well is that the country is extremely tribal. the stories of diversity or of outsiders building their american dream are almost pure fantasy - you don't make it in america because of the environment but in spite of it.

the way things work here is that you have to be a part of a group and you habe to stick with that group no matter what. because otherwise you are done. that's why it is so hard for either democrats or republicans to admit when their politicians do even the most insane shit. that's why people would rarher risk their kids lives rather than go against their peer group and vaccinate them. and that's also why it is so important that the couple is "white" and not black, latino or (god forbid) mixed...

racism, xenofobia, nationalism and mysoginy are just side effects of a society that is split into constantly competing groups that reserve all the benefits for their own members... constant positive and negative discrimination that forces everyone to fall in or be left behind and that is stoked by any entity interested in exploiting those fragmented groups more easily.

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[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 72 points 2 days ago

I got curious. The map/path is real.

BUT

The map begins and ends pretty arbitrarily. Both roads keep going before and beyond those points.

It assumes a ferry ride across the Suez canal (although there is seemingly a new-ish floating bridge that allows pedestrians to cross the canal, but it is only floated out at certain times (and maybe doesn't exist anymore after a boat collision incident?))

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 69 points 2 days ago (7 children)

This is the farthest distance not the longest road

Case in point

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"I live at 0024 Long as Fuck Road."

"OMG, we live on the same street! I live on 999999 Long As Fuck Road."

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Bruh fuck no, I'm gonna die in South Sudan if I walk this.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fucking impressive to make it that far tbh

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[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That whole middle east area is getting fucked by Israel. They will target you for fun, regardless of skin color.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would die in Cape town lol

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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

On the map it just crosses the red sea, how is this a continuous road?

Who do they think can walk this, Moses?

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you keep reading they introduce a new skill that just let's you walk on top the water.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

I think it's a misrepresentation. This is probably the two most distant places by Google Maps trip duration.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If I can average 1.5km/hr with gear at 9hr/day this hike will take 4.5 years.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

1.5km/h is super slow, no?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

You aim for 50km a day when you’re backpacking (5 an hour, 10 hours a day)

But there are some pretty hot climates you are walking through and water will be scarce

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have to allow for the countries where you'll be jailed for spying (because fuck you) which will lower your average.

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I occasionally do long walks, but I know, when I do 30km that day, I need 2 days to recover and 3 months to be willing to do that shit again.

50km a day? Call an ambulance at 40km.

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[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah, it is. Average walking speed is like 4 - 5 km/h. 30km/day is a good marching speed. So, 2.4 years, assuming 30km a day, 6 days a week.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

you have to consider that humans need rest sometimes

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think that was taken into account in their calculation and the 1.5km/h wasn't an average including rest hours but only the speed while actually walking.

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That road, deadass, goes through five war zones. Hell no.

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[–] match@pawb.social 22 points 2 days ago

legitimately one of the cool things about white people

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

How do you cross the Meme Zar?

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What is this a reference to?

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

187 days, if you're walking continuously 24/7

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There is a white couple somewhere ready to tackle this.

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If the goal is to go straight there, yeah. If the goal is longest, you'll have a hell of a lot of detours

[–] wazoobi@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care...

Could it be a Fastball reference...? Hmm...

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