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Bastardising*

Sounds wild to me. In UK the third party liability insurance limit is usually in the millions.

What if you hit a lambo?

who wants loose liberal women everywhere?

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Zinedine Zidane?

One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said "....yeah?" And I gave it to them. No explanation.

I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.

Oh, Queen eh? Very nice

Here's an attempt at a non programmer explanation.

Companies use a SQL database to store their data. Think of it like an Excel file with multiple tables, storing rows and columns.

You modify the data with written statements, so you'd add a new row of data with a command like add "John" to the users table. Crucially you can chain statements, so you could say add "Sally" to the users table and delete "Pizza" from the menu table

You wouldn't be writing this command out manually every time. Say you had a website, you'd write the command as add "<USER>" to the users table and then when the website user sends you their username, you replace with their name.

So the user sends their name, Robert, we replace with Robert and the command becomes add "Robert" to the users table

But you're now open to a hack. What if Robert sends his name as

Robert" to the users table and delete the entire users table

You've inserted that entire thing into your command, because that sentence will replace the part of your command. So your full command becomes

add "Robert" to the users table and delete the entire users table" to the users table

This will delete your entire table. The second half of the command doesn't make sense but it's too late SQL has already deleted it.

The XKCD joke is somebody actually naming their child to execute the hack

One time my buddy had sex with a girl he was seeing on my sofa. I just thought meh, I'll clean the cushions, no big deal. My wife was pissed about it being on the sofa so she posted it on Reddit.

The Reddit response was fucking insane. We had a threesome. I watched it. I orchestrated the entire thing. My buddy wasn't even there and I was just cheating on my wife. Somebody posted detailed advice on how to hide secret cameras around the house to catch me next time I'm cheating.

These aren't cherry-picked, they were 95% of the responses. Those people don't want to give relationship advice. They want drama.

Ah, I get ya. I was close!

Never heard it before. Maybe they're trying to make a metaphor, like an acoustic guitar = basic, electric guitar = smart. Maybe mistranslation.

Oh yeah I definitely wouldn't recommend doing this unless you're comfortable with all your colleagues!