GiveOver

joined 2 years ago
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 30 points 1 week ago

One time my buddy had sex with a girl he was seeing on my sofa. I just thought meh, I'll clean the cushions, no big deal. My wife was pissed about it being on the sofa so she posted it on Reddit.

The Reddit response was fucking insane. We had a threesome. I watched it. I orchestrated the entire thing. My buddy wasn't even there and I was just cheating on my wife. Somebody posted detailed advice on how to hide secret cameras around the house to catch me next time I'm cheating.

These aren't cherry-picked, they were 95% of the responses. Those people don't want to give relationship advice. They want drama.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, I get ya. I was close!

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Never heard it before. Maybe they're trying to make a metaphor, like an acoustic guitar = basic, electric guitar = smart. Maybe mistranslation.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 19 points 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah I definitely wouldn't recommend doing this unless you're comfortable with all your colleagues!

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Exactly, it's my own version of teaching cyber security!

I recently set somebody's homepage to meatspin.com and they snitched on me to the boss because they were worried they'd get pulled up for visiting NSFW websites. The boss just said "Why was your PC unlocked?"

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 61 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

If a coworker leaves their pc unlocked near me I like to click the phishing emails so they have to do the course. Tee hee!

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I was hoping to read a collection of people's group chat incidents. This sucks.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

I'm still ok to have my stag do there, right?

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Somebody was watching a shitty soap opera on full volume near me recently. Get all the way to fuck.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

They're the fucks who play music

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