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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 193 points 1 day ago (45 children)

Reminder that there used to be a $1,000,000 prize available for anyone who could display any sort of supernatural powers that remained unclaimed for 20 years. The challenge rules required that both parties agree upon the test setup, and several people actually tried to claim it and all failed. It astounds me that anyone still believes in this nonsense and that it seems to be becoming even more popular to believe in literal magic and other supernatural idiocy.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone should read about James Randi he was a brilliant skeptic.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And he did special effects for Alice Cooper!

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

Also friend of Penn and Teller. Just a great guy all around.

[–] CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There was that guy who could make almost anyone forget almost anything, he won the prize many times. :D

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 139 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I looked for the video and came across a reddit thread about it. Here are two really funny comments:

I think its rather silly to say the least especially since curses require a certain amount of anger and hatred that im sure next to nobody feels to this person.

Oh yeah that's why it didn't work

Magic requires willpower and intention to use properly. I doubt any of these randos on the internet actually possessed the genuine desire or emotional investment to actually curse a random guy on the internet who had heretofore never interacted with them

Anyone who actually understood this likely didnt rise to the bait.

No true witch!

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

So, they're saying that the magic is real, but I can't just go to a crazy old crone's potions shop and purchase a curse on someone because that's not how it works? Well, that's disappointing.

Edit: "no true witch" = hilarious

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly though, it does point out how stupid rage-baiting is. This guy genuinely thinks that they must care about his opinion and when they ignore him for being a weird little tit he spends a whole lot of effort to try to say that that’s proof that their thing isn’t real. For one it’s trying to prove a negative, and two it’s just such a weird, self-absorbed thing to do.

Chasing hate from others is such a weird thing to do. I don’t think magic is real but I’d still rather be friends with some random person who thinks it is than be anywhere near this fuckin’ douchebag.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not defending the guy here (he does seem like a douchebag) but I think I'd rather hang out with a skeptic than someone dumb enough to believe crystals have healing energies.

Plus, the videos exist because the witches didn't ignore him. No shortage of magic-believers in the replies.

None of this is newsworthy but I'm cringing harder at the angry replies than the fact that he's rage baiting

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The witch subculture is on the same level as kids who start channeling their chi to kamehameha a bully

[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not true, the kids will figure out they're cosplaying eventually.

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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is just a high effort version of "...Then may God strike me dead!" but targeting a spiritual minority instead if the hegemonic national religion. Shouldn't the amount of un-smited politicians indicate that there is no God?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's a risky thing to do,

the vast majority of cases, you'll be right. but no one will care.

however, in the unlikely event where you suffer a immediate tragedy, like trip and break your nose, stroke, bird shits on you. you might start a new religion

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, I got taken in like this for a while.

I grew up religious and one time prayed for a friend who was going to go though a couple of surgeries and would have to eat through a straw for a few months. I prayed that I could take some of the pain for him if needed. Turned out that I had a small accident and got my first stitches the next day and my friend was able to avoid additional months of recovery because the surgeon was able to do both operations at once. I took that as a sign that my prayer had worked and believed more strongly in God. For a while until I realized that coincidences can happen and that believing in God is pretty stupid.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 35 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

I wouldn't ever do this because as soon as anything went wrong in my life I'd never be able to shake the question that it was super natural. I'm extremely skeptical and don't believe in any supernatural things, but I have a fear of developing superstitions. Also when I get really stressed about my life and feel like it is particularly unfair I start to feel like there is some sort of external source of my problems and it's malevolent. So, doing something like this would be a recipe for problems for me lol.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 29 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

is skeptical and doesn't believe in the supernatural
has a fear of developing superstition

Sounds to me like you've been cursed, mate.

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like you have a superstition about superstitions.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

They aren't superstitious, but they're a little stitious

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[–] Tonuka@feddit.org 10 points 8 hours ago

I have a fear of developing superstitions

Ngl that sounds like a good horror-comedy

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[–] Meltdown@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do it again, but with the magical powers of theism instead of witchcraft.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Pfft. They have had that covered for centuries.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways..."

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 21 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

When I used to be New Age I believed that not believing in magic gave you a resistance to it because Quantum...

Accepting the truth that magic ain't real was tough

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean I'd say I don't believe in witchcraft but I wouldn't take on this challenge, so I guess I do believe in witchcraft

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mark Twain said he didn't believe in ghosts, but they scare the hell out of him.

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 11 hours ago

Nothing fails like prayer. Or magic, which is just a different flavor of prayer and vice versa.

[–] termaxima@programming.dev 17 points 6 hours ago (8 children)

You spot fake witches because they believe in magic instead of Magick. Being a witch is a spiritual practice, if curses actually worked the world would be very different (and way, way more fucked than it currently is)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 59 minutes ago

I like the "headology," or the idea that what people believe is what is real.

“So people see you coming in the hat and the cloak and they know you’re a witch and that’s why your magic works?” said Esk.

“That’s right,” said Granny. “It’s called headology.” She tapped her silver hair, which was drawn into a tight bun that could crack rocks.

“But it’s not real!” Esk protested. “That’s not magic, it’s—it’s—”

“Listen,” said Granny, “If you give someone a bottle of red jollop for their wind it may work, right, but if you want it to work for sure then you let their mind make it work for them. Tell ’em it’s moonbeams bottled in fairy wine or something. Mumble over it a bit. It’s the same with cursing.”

-- Equal Rites, Terry Pratchett

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[–] BeamBeamCable@lemmy.ca 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

This reminds me of some work drama...

My coworker was cursed by our ~~b~~witch of an 'assistant manager' for turning her down, and the next day his mom had hot oil splash up her whole arm and it looked bad.

Not supersticious but he was and he was terrified. It was horrible to watch.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like a wonderful work environment

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[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This man is a true servant of The Emperor, the touch of Chaos must be resisted at all costs.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll be that a witch told him to do this.

A gag like this discourages the amateurs and helps the real ones stay under cover.

[–] doubledutchbus@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (32 children)

The guy isn't getting sick, which proves my point!

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