Maybe at some point we'll have version control for all DNA mapping so each minor change is a commit hash and each major release is a tag
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I miss those days, now it’s all boring version control
My junior's commit messages look like this image. There's always a way.
The Gen Z translation is "Gorilla fr" and "Gorilla frfr"
gorilla together stronger
That's Grape Ape. I suspect you wanted Magilla Gorilla
nope, purposefully the purple beast. i was goin for the ape consonance
"That one to left, that's the most gorilla that can ever gorilla. Look how hard it's gorillaing! Name it accordingly."
Is the other species the Western Highland Gorilla(Agorilla gorilla gorilla)?
Edit: it's not, it's the Cross River gorilla (Gorilla gorilla diehli) Also, here's a graphic for y'all to enjoy:
If you have a problem with neurodivergent ape namers, please understand that you’re wrong wrong wrong.
some one tell him about Buffalo
I mean, just look at 'em
10/10 gorilla
Cartoon Network Groovies (Gorilla 4 Sale) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_oaVD4NzYo
I was literally thinking of this.
That's how gorillas pronounce their name
seems like an OK name.
For a long time humans were classified as homo sapien sapien
Wait, they took one of our sapiens? The bastards!
Not that I’ve heard of. Now, whether Homo sapiens idaltu is a real separate species from Homo sapiens sapiens is disputed, so there’s a question as to whether the second sapiens actually differentiates us from anything… but I haven’t seen any signs of any consensus against calling ourselves Homo sapiens sapiens to date.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Ignoring capitalisation you can add as many buffalos as you like and still be parsable. I've only ever heard buffalo used as a verb in this one context, though, so seems a bit forced to me
The scuttlebutt is that buffalo as a verb was only attested very briefly in upstate New York and the Midwest for a brief period of time in the early 1900s. It never spread nationally, and definitely not internationally.
However, checking Google ngrams shows that “he buffaloed” and “was buffaloed”, (to ensure it’s being used idiomatically as a verb and not just in the famous example sentence) emerged in 1900, peaked in the 1950s, but has sustained small but constant use in published print since then. I was actually expecting the ngram to rapidly drop off and never recover… shocked to see that some people still use it as a real phrase.
See also: Eurasian Brown Bear (Ursus arctos arctos)
Ursus is Greek for bear and arctos is Latin for...bear.
It's the bear bear bear!
Bonus fun fact: Arctic means "the place with bears" and Antarctic means "the place without bears"
You're fucking kidding me
I'm renaming the arctic from now on
Bearritory
Arctic and Antarctic don't mean anything about actual bears. They are named after the Ursa Major constellation. The absence of bears in Antarctica is a coincidence.
But isn't Ursa Major a bear?
Yes, it means "The great bear" or "The big bear".
Ursa Major means "the great bear“, though. Being named after something that's named bear counts in my book as well as those of all but the worst pedants.
The absence of bears in Antarctica is a coincidence.
That's what the secretly hyper-intelligent penguins who scared away the polar bears WANT you to think!
I think you have it the wrong way around. Ursus is Latin and arctos is Greek.
Oops! I really should be 💯 on it by now since it's been one of favorite facts for several years 😄
Anyways, thanks for the correction, I'll go ahead and edit it 😁
OP missed a good opportunity to title this post "goriginallity"
Disgusted slow clap
The most gorilla gorilla that ever gorillaed.
Shit, here we go again.
Reminds me of my classification for different types of water when I was but a wee spud:
- "water-water" - flat water
- "water" - anything else
That look, "what you doing?".
Because we biologists fucking SUCK at naming things.
It's the gorillast of them all
The guy who named it was running away from it in a panic at the time. "AH FUCK! GORILLA! GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!"