satans_methpipe

joined 5 months ago
[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world -3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Call the police and make a noise complaint every single morning. Let the owners know you're doing the same. Give the police the owners contact info.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

I personally aerosolize psychedelic drugs over Washington D.C. This melts the rotting meat suits off the mantids and lizards.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Target is red flavor walmart.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Duuude. Discord is a dumpster fire right now. I'm interested to see how much hotter that fire can get.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (6 children)

lunch pause

car brakes automatically if I'm distracted

These two lines paint a very sad picture.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah but my madlibs generator might get confused without a /s

At least 'AI' has thick skin?

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You guys I'm serious 99.999)99)999999998% uptime!

Please sign this new TOS/EULA.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's funny a fake video is connected to self defense theater.

Ew that whole site feels off. There are a few other pretty immediately obvious fake robot videos under the 'innovation' section.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They should try migrating to the cloud.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well you know what they say...what doesn't kill you makes you have fewer cells that produce antibodies.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Just a few more hours bro.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's fine I'll just use Lync.

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