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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by simple@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 172 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't mind joining random games, but this type of shit happens way too often. Frickin lock your game lobby if you're not interested in playing with random people...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

iirc deep rock galactic specifically lets you kick people with the message "oops, this was meant to be a private lobby", which is quite funny

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For how easy kicking is in DRG i found it to be used extremely rarely. One of the most chill game communities imo.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.
exclusions apply for sitting and pointing at a particularly shiny piece of gold or screaming "ROCK AND STONE!!" at eachother for no reason

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.

What a fucking taskmaster! What's next, we aren't allowed to practice headshots on our teammates during missions?! Let us LIVE, man! 😛

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In some games, they’re public by default then you should make them private. I’m thinking of Dying Light for example

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

After an update and having been a while since I played it, I was running a nice solo session of 7 Days To Die offline on my machine and get some wierd message.

Turned out the thing wasn't offline and, worse, it defaults to online public server with no password no nothing, and somebody had joined my session and blew up my base when I was away from it. They kept trying to chat to me afterwards - can only guess they wanted to gloat, and didn't see the point of enhancing their experience by giving them them that - but I just stopped the game, searched around, found that the thing had defaulted to online public and switched it off.

Handled the whole thing like as if it was some kind of random challenge the game had thrown my way so I had to rebuilt my base (one of the core game mechanics is that every 7 ways the game throws a massive monster attack at you) just in time for the next attack, which I succeeded in doing, so ultimatelly I turned that person's attempt at griefing into more fun for me, though in the few minutes in my game they destroyed hours of me building the original base.

Anyways, wtf stupid decision from the gamedevs was that to silently default a game which is just fine solo offline, to public online. Have those people never played anything online and have no concept of griefing?!

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[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

After quite a break from HD2 I've returned to try a game vs Illuminati. I've always played private lobby, but this time settings were reset and I forgot to check this specific one. Ended up in a game with random people which wasn't my plan.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 145 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if Tolga is in the friends list too now.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck Tolga and his "only following orders" bullshit. Tolga made a choice. We all make a choice.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Why are friend list size limits a thing? Except for UI, it shouldn’t be a problem. And a simple search feature fixes the problem

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe to limit account theft. One account with 10,000 friends gets compromised and thats 10,000 people who can get phished, each if whom might have thousands of friends

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

That’s a better explanation, but Steam still allows for much bigger friends list if you craft badges, so pay, but not for specifically paying games

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[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Holy amount of ads on that page. More than actual content. Yeah, I was lazy to install adblocker on my phone browser. Until this moment.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Uh, glad I could help?

I run adblockers on all my devices as well as a Pi-Hole.

On my end the site looks clean. Cannot function these days without some form of blocker.

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[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 138 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This never gets old

That poor sweet kid

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

he has no vaccination?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 89 points 1 day ago
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

Five messages, and each one of them has some kind of spelling error

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

And they...enhance it? I'm an Oxford comma-loving pedant, that can't be right?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 21 points 1 day ago

Yes. To be clear, I’m not complaining. It’s what elevates this to high art.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Happy cake day, frend!

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How it feels to participate in conversation on niche lemmy instances.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 17 hours ago

You just had to make it difficult, didn't you

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 16 hours ago

Sorry, this instance is friends only

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Frend's art: https://www.instagram.com/dremskiyy/

Sadly a lot of artists only have a Instagram account, which makes it impossible to view their art on a mobile browser/without having an account

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is why I exclusively post my art on other peoples refrigerators

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Yes, I think that's the best way.

This way you are not restricted to people who have Instagram, you can just go into others homes and tape your art on their fridge.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

And let's not forget that Meta used their apps to track you in mobile browsers. Even having their apps installed for rare use is a terrible idea.

[–] machinaignava@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Yup. I use a privacy frontend to view specific accounts: https://imginn.com/dremskiyy/

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago

I fucking hate those sites. As far as I'm concerned if you can't even browse without making an account, it shouldn't show up in search engines.

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[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Helldivers 2 Community is awesome.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

Tolga is not good people.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

seems like this was the perfect opportunity to make a new friend <3

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How can I add you as a friend on Lemmy? Im frend.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

POV: When you're the socially awkward kid in school during the mid/late-2010s and you don't have a smartphone to be in group chats, so nobody wanna talk to you since they view you as "the loser who doesn't even have a phone"

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

He brought an antipasto salad and everything too 💔

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago

Go play DRG instead

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
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