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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I can fix her"?

She can break me.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Let him go. Folks all the way on bpd bullshit just leave you wrecked until you decide to stay away. Maybe he'll get better, I've had respected friends and partners who did, but it ain't worth waiting for and being broken over and over in the meantime

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Both are fun. Then we can do a crazy ex girlfriend off.

(I will win)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Some women do things together in their rooms between check-ins though.

In my experience the patient's desire is not a factor.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 54 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I once dated a girl for a while but we stopped dating because she was just too BPD for me to handle. The passion & sex were great, but the mood swings, lies, paranoia, etc. were just too much.

We remained friends though for a very long time. Went our separate ways but were always in touch. Eventually she got into drugs & dating real bad dudes, and I tried to get her to get a grip and stop the drugs & ruining her life. She ghosted me. Eventually she responded (or rather her boyfriend did) that she was in a psych ward for rehab. Our friendship resumed when she got out.

A year later she died. I met her family at the funeral, befriended them. One day I mentioned her psych ward stay. Her mom said she was never in a psych ward. She pulled up texts on her phone from the date range when she allegedly was in the ward.

The whole thing was a sham. She told me she was in the psych ward / rehab to get me off her back. The txt from her bf was just her.

I miss my friend dearly, but finding that out broke my heart.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

I'm sorry she couldn't accept your help. You have to forgive yourself. Some people cannot be saved.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 26 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

Men love BPD chicks because we'll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

Girls with grippy socks give the best ~~blowjobs~~ footjobs.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

This is how you become the ghost.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 27 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Working as a nurse in acute psychiatric care, I can tell you the comparative normality of non-psychiatric-patients is easily overestimated. No need to stigmatize those in need of little help now and then. We all do.

aww, you with in a cute psychiatric care

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (6 children)

How about not putting your dick in crazy?

[–] lemonskate@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (6 children)

crazy people need dick too

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[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

-even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

I don't think you understand the demographics of a psych ward. When I went (technically a pediatric one) it was 50% people who self harm and got caught, 30% people who are depressed and it got too bad, 10% overdoses, and only 10% 'crazy' people

a lot game from disadvantaged backgrounds and just didn't have the best start with abusive parents and shit and take it out on themselves. They just need stability and care, care that a significant other could give.
I guess I could be put into this category too.

the 'crazy' people were chill, they just talked to themselves and saw stuff sometimes. They're not like.. mean.

the 'crazy' people that you are probably thinking of aren't the ones who go to the psych ward. They say that they're normal and blame others for their issues. They're the ones who don't want to be associated with people with depression and bipolar syndrome so they don't seek treatment for it and get WAY worse than if they went to therapy instead of drugs.

It's also worth noting that the 'crazy' people you're thinking of aren't past saving. They need help too. They probably started off with a bad background and weren't taught how to take accountability and coping techniques. It's just really, REALLY difficult to admit you need help and to go through the process of getting it.

People do recover and should be given assistance, assistance that the American system doesn't give.

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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lol, this literally happened to me once.

Long story short, a girl I knew but always figured was way out of my league expressed interest in me. We quickly started dating, I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world. A few weeks go by and she just ghosts me. Nothing for weeks, I was going nuts. Finally I get a message from her, she had checked herself into the psych ward, and wound up hooking up with one of the staff while she was there.

Dodged a real one there...

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 21 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Hooking up with one of the staff? Yikes

I don't deny that you may have dodged a bullet, but I feel like the staff of a psych ward hooking up with patients is hella fucked up. Even if both people are adults, I think consent in that context is pretty dubious.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 7 points 13 hours ago

wholeheartedly agree. I was but 19 years old though and less wise in the ways of the world. I occasionally try to look her up but have had no luck, I really hope she turned out ok. Been decades though.

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[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

I got phone time when I was in the psychiatric hospital…

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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

There are enough for everyone: https://cagedladies.com/

A lot of normal women who got into trouble, but also some crazy ones.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 7 points 16 hours ago

Many years ago I responded to one of these inmate pen-pal things. I did it because Susan Smith, the woman who pushed her car into a lake with her small kids in it, was one of the people on the pen-pal list. I wrote a letter, but got a boiler plate response from the prison about her no longer being on the pen-pal project due to an over whelming response.

I remember the profile she had though, discussing how she loved rainbows, and mini mouse

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Considering the US penal system, I'd risk many are in for ridiculous things.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely. But a while ago, when I first saw this site in a post, I found one young woman who had in her bio that she was very submissive and looking for a daddy. When I looked her up, I found out that she was doing 8 years or so for sexually abusing a 12 year old girl. That's what I mean when I say that there are some crazy-ass bitches on that site.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

God that movie sucked ass.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 8 points 1 day ago

Don't bother. She's already perfect.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Started dating a girl with bpd and have never been so excited yet so confused, my life is fucked now i think but she's super hot so whatever

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

She just called me to say she loves me then she called me an asshole and hung up

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago

thanks for the update

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