this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 42 points 3 days ago

Lol father juice

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Love this copypasta

no i didn't

and i regret knowing

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] seralth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Your right it's 2025 we should upgrade from fish cat to bdsm cat.

BRING OUT THE SYLVEON BOIS WE PARTYING LIKE ITS 2025 IN HERE.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've stumbled across porn of both of these

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 86 points 3 days ago

"Stumbled across" yeah

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

God is dead and we killed him

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 days ago

But at what cost?

[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Help me step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine!

[–] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Would've worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 71 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I didn't choose it, all my posts are stolen

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree.

But I had to suffer through the thought so now you do too.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

now that's a homie I'd share some cheese with

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Boop

Keep her away from those pokemon freaks

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago
[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ran a quick check. Expected more tbh (slightly nsfw)

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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

Search Gardevoir

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.

I want to see a graph.

[–] trslim@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago
[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a pokemon hater, teehee.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾

[–] haych@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it's not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.