tourist

just do the opposite of whatever he advises I guess

mum used to read that to me before bed as a kid

But have you considered the fediverse?

Also, we're neglecting to mention the fediverse as well as the fediverse

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.

Lyndon B Johnson

(Why did I think it was Steinbeck)