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[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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[–] Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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[–] konalt@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 41 points 1 day ago

Tequitaco Sanchez

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Here son, drink this, it'll help. A potion of mother's milk.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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Tory Whiteman

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heinrich Himmler? I don't know, I don't like J.B. Bowlingball

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 18 points 23 hours ago

Kimchi Chong

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.

When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

Whitey McCracker

[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

User name does not check out.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Andrew Redskin

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vladimir Vodkovich

Zulu Safari

Hirohito Kawasaki

Panda Li Chien

Fernandez Fiesta

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[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pasta Italianman

Or Italia Pastaman

Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

Gaylord Perriwinkle.

[–] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.

Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Pasty McBeergut

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Probably Unga Boonga

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Potatrick Tuberman

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Turk Kebabman

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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