Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's just what an insect would say!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago

Oh, yes, that was it! Good times!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's been a long while but IIRC in one of the early Metal Gear Solid games there was a baddie who would threaten to (and could) corrupt your save file, completely breaking the fourth wall in the process.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

If you ever get to the Philippines give it a try! Ask for the “young” balut so it’s more like an egg and less like a baby duck.

No thanks!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'm knocking on the door of 60. There's three things I don't like and one I wouldn't try.

I don't like broad beans (aka fava beans), Brussels sprouts, or peas. One of the best things about being an adult is being able to say 'No, thanks'. I try them again every few years, just to check. With peas and sprouts I still hate the taste horribly. Broad beans can taste alright but have to be properly prepared and cooked and it's just easier to say no because when they're not right they're the thing I dislike the most.

The one thing I wouldn't try would be balut. The idea just makes my skin crawl for some reason.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago

It was a very faithful adaptation of the book, though.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The ‘80s Conan the Barbarian film with Arnie.

Utterly awesome soundtrack by Basil Poledouris.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I consider myself lucky.

When my friends were first trying to persuade me to get into MtG I went to a LGS to get a starter pack.

A guy came in with a sports bag full of ‘his green swaps’ to see what price he could get for them.

That was the point where I realised I’d dip my toe in the water but this wasn’t going to be a serious hobby for me.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There are certain phrases or events which require a ritual response so that my children know all is correct with the world.

If anyone says "Cleopatra", it is vitally important that I immediately reply "Comin' atcha!"

If we see a police car, especially if it is running with lights and siren, I must say: "Oh, crikey, it's the rozzers!"

If we see an ambulance, it is vital that I declare "Ambulance!" forcefully in a bad Welsh accent.

These rituals, and others like them, keep the world spinning correctly on its axis.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Dunno. I've only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago (9 children)

"There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide" [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]

Gonna need more apps.

 
 

My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

 

Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.

Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?

 
 
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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/fedigrow@lemm.ee
 

Come join us at Cooking with fire!

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

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We also just slap meat on the grill:

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but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

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If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!

 

Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.

 

When will news media stop falling for this shit?

Oh, yes, when it stops generating clicks. I am part of the problem.

 

This year, like every year, I have spunked a truly obscene amount of money away on anonymous Valentine’s gifts.

If you have received an anonymous card or gift, it’s pretty safe to say I sent it. I don’t want thanks, I just love to bring a little love and joy into the world.

You’re all welcome.

 

Sorry for the absolute potato quality!

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