Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 14 hours ago

I enjoyed the robot mimicking his 'pain crouch'. 10/10 on rice, would watch again.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 16 hours ago

I know. No other logical explanation!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Nail clippers. I kept losing nail clippers so I bought a pack of 10 and put two in each of the places I'd expect to be able to find them. I think I'm down to only having four now, so it might be time to buy another 10.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You fucking cheapskate, OP, what about the carrot for the reindeer?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The whole of the TV show 'Lost' took place in the mind of a goose.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 4 days ago

In the UK it’s a mince pie and a glass of some booze (traditionally sherry) and a carrot for the reindeer.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago

But it does predate generative AI. Dunno who it was done by.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's just what an insect would say!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

Oh, yes, that was it! Good times!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It's been a long while but IIRC in one of the early Metal Gear Solid games there was a baddie who would threaten to (and could) corrupt your save file, completely breaking the fourth wall in the process.

 
 

My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

 

Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.

Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?

 
 
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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/fedigrow@lemm.ee
 

Come join us at Cooking with fire!

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

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We also just slap meat on the grill:

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but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

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If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!

 

Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.

 

When will news media stop falling for this shit?

Oh, yes, when it stops generating clicks. I am part of the problem.

 

This year, like every year, I have spunked a truly obscene amount of money away on anonymous Valentine’s gifts.

If you have received an anonymous card or gift, it’s pretty safe to say I sent it. I don’t want thanks, I just love to bring a little love and joy into the world.

You’re all welcome.

 

Sorry for the absolute potato quality!

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