I consider myself lucky.
When my friends were first trying to persuade me to get into MtG I went to a LGS to get a starter pack.
A guy came in with a sports bag full of ‘his green swaps’ to see what price he could get for them.
That was the point where I realised I’d dip my toe in the water but this wasn’t going to be a serious hobby for me.
Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.
There are certain phrases or events which require a ritual response so that my children know all is correct with the world.
If anyone says "Cleopatra", it is vitally important that I immediately reply "Comin' atcha!"
If we see a police car, especially if it is running with lights and siren, I must say: "Oh, crikey, it's the rozzers!"
If we see an ambulance, it is vital that I declare "Ambulance!" forcefully in a bad Welsh accent.
These rituals, and others like them, keep the world spinning correctly on its axis.
Dunno. I've only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.
"There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide" [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]
Gonna need more apps.
Given a bit of lube you can just suppository half of those. Attack from two directions!
Surely that should be 'mix tape'? I scored 17 so I anticipate living for another hundred years!
Plus also, what the fuck are you doing on my lawn, ooh innit cold, the price of stamps these days, look at how young those policemen look, fucking cloud!
Mr name is Scrofula, so I guess Scrofulina might work out ok?
That's why you should always jizz on your ciggies first.
Every Bonfire Night (the night we set fire to people who can afford to live in detached houses), we feast on bean cake! Beano, we cry, Beano! Get the Posh Street Kids, we cry, get Posh Street Kids!
New here? Wait 'til you catch a load of the moths.
Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?
Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.
Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?
Come join us at Cooking with fire!
Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:
We also just slap meat on the grill:
but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:
If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.
HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!
Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.
Sorry for the absolute potato quality!
The ‘80s Conan the Barbarian film with Arnie.
Utterly awesome soundtrack by Basil Poledouris.