If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.
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Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes
moving to New York
Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then
Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!
This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks
I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also
the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.
I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?
Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.
Nope, not making that up.
They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.
They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.
It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.
So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?
Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.
where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend
Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?
Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?
That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes
No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!
Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:
[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world
Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)
Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.
If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...
I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)
If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper
As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.
This has to be a joke...right?
Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight
Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?
I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too
Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.
What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?
Umm... Where do I sign up?
I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.
Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?
I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.
Brb, moving to New York.
It really depends on the kind of music being played...
People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.
I mean, this isnt a fantasy ive ever had before, but im open to trying new things. Its better than the ones benefitting being rich old men
I don't want this future!
...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!
Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.
No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.
Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.