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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 205 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 144 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 week ago

moving to New York

Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 136 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago

So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?

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[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

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[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 1 week ago

That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

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[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Brb, moving to New York.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

It really depends on the kind of music being played...

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

These "people" have a lot of imagination.

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[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I mean, this isnt a fantasy ive ever had before, but im open to trying new things. Its better than the ones benefitting being rich old men

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

I don't want this future!

...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.

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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.

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