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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 174 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 116 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 15 hours ago

moving to New York

Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 111 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 15 points 13 hours ago

I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 12 points 12 hours ago

I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 12 hours ago

Gatornado confirmed

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 49 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 43 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.

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[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 40 points 13 hours ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 40 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

I'm more of a 'milkers and knots' kinda guy, but I can see the appeal

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 20 points 17 hours ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

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[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 18 points 10 hours ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

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[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 16 points 13 hours ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 10 hours ago

It really depends on the kind of music being played...

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Brb, moving to New York.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.

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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago

Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago

yea...i don't see the problem here

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

where do we sign up?

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 17 hours ago

I fucking hate that dark souls 2 level

[–] stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

These "people" have a lot of imagination.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 16 hours ago

The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I'd be game.

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