As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that "this is the police, we've got the place surrounded!", you'll be deeply grateful for said … err, "guest room". I promise! 😈
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The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss
You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!
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to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀
I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!
In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.
Unless you're in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you'll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game...
That was pretty funny though
IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.
A reddit repost from years ago?
Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?
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Our house, in the middle of the street
"why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"
Cowabunga!
What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?
I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.
I think it's just fart
Barbarian (2022)
But I'm genuinely curious what that is. Doesn't look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.
Well, my danish brothers in the thread seem to think it's either a portal to the abyss or a well.
Cow wow bungus.
Praktisch, so ein Revisionsschacht
Riktigt praktiskt. Man kan se väldigt djupt ner!
Men det her er tydeligvis en konverteret kælder. Som nok ikke burde have været konverteret. Om brønden så er kloak eller en grundvandsbrønd med en pumpe som sender vand ud i kloakken det ved jeg ikke.
Ser ikke ut som kloakk, ettersom det er åpninger i lokket. I vår moderne verden skal kumlokk til kloakk være lufttette.
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Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don't need to go see the movie.
Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.
There is no OP only Zuul!
..for unwelcome guests
Smugglers den
PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET
Enough, get in the sewer
Sump?
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
It Puts the Lotion in the Basket.
Okay so it’s got a Greek meander design so is it Greece?
Seemingly it's danish!
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