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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 184 points 3 days ago (9 children)
[–] scott@lemmy.org 94 points 3 days ago (15 children)

I cannot for the life of me understand how someone could willingly boars one of those monstrosities

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 116 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 40 points 3 days ago (6 children)

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Apart from the terrible environmental effects, they're a blast. I'm not in for slides and shit, but the full experience is generally really enjoyable. If you like to travel, it's also a good way to trial destinations before committing to a long vacation somewhere.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 days ago (17 children)

Trial what destinations exactly? Arrive at Island port. Hecklers everywhere. Arrive at next Island. More hecklers. Rinse and repeat.

"Damn, I had a blast!"

I'm telling you, a Euro-trip on rail will net you more adventure and better pacing with vastly more interesting destination. Possibly even comfort, if you take sleeper trains.

I'm hoping they'll ban these cruise ships from the Mediterranean altogether.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (6 children)

What you explained is what I'd expect someone who's never been on a cruise before to describe a cruise. Sure, there's hecklers at the port immediately off the boat. Walk out of that area and it goes away, like every tourist destination.

Most cruise stops that I've been on have been around 8 hours, which is ample time to experience a bit of a location. I have only been on two cruises, so I'm by no means a seasoned traveler.

Unfortunately, the Caribbean doesn't have a rail system between the islands, so boating is the main option. While most cruises aren't luxury, and to get a suite is $$$, they are comfortable rides, almost assuredly more comfortable than a train, barring rough seas, which I've experienced once, and it wasn't that bad. They are slower than trains, but they have a dozen floors, 100 bars, pools, live entertainment, and a plethora of other things. I have enjoyed some of my at seas days more than some stops. Finally, vastly more interesting destinations is extremely subjective. There are cruises that go all over the world, so the number and choices of destinations is huge.

I'm not going to argue you least point. Like I first mentioned, they're terrible for the environment. All of my words above are just in response to, "why would anyone get one one of these", not to defend the existence of cruises.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s all about the attitude you have going into the trip, my friend. There will be hecklers wherever you go, if you set your mind to look for them.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Cruises would be pretty interesting if once out at sea they released 30 wild boar.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about 50 of them? Or perhaps some number between those two numbers, inclusively?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

They're a vacation where everything is taken care of for you. Find a spot, read a book, get all the drinks you want. Need food? Walk over to the chosen food place. Even with thousands of people on board, you can generally find a quiet spot with drinks.

There's all-inclusive resorts, yes, and I've found they're generally more expensive than cruises. If you make your resort hotel float, it's cheaper. I don't know why.

I'd only go anymore if it's a trip that would show things you generally can't see other ways, such as the coast of Alaska or Norway, or going through the Panama Canal. Caribbean cruises are an absolute waste.

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There's all-inclusive resorts, yes, and I've found they're generally more expensive than cruises. If you make your resort hotel float, it's cheaper. I don't know why.

Because you can get away with following very few regulations if you’re in international waters, and pollute the shit out of the environment. Cruises are horrible, environmentally speaking.

My wife’s family loves cruises. I have made it very clear that I am morally opposed and will not join them on one, but her mom has tried to schedule a cruise as a family vacation anyway at least twice. I think she now finally understands I’m not going to be convinced by being told how much fun they are, after I outright said, “I understand they’re awesome, I’m sure I would love it, but I am not going to support that industry and its practices.”

At one point I honestly think she thought if she just got it scheduled and everyone else was onboard I’d come along. Fortunately she never got that far.

(I promise she’s actually a pretty cool person, I love my mother-in-law very much, but she can be stubborn.)

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The OP is "just" reckless overconfidence. This is defiance against god.

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

... which is the definition of hubris :p

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago (2 children)

ezdock is amazingly stable. This is still really stupid but not as completely as it seems.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It ain't stupid if it works

Unless it's this

[–] plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maxim 43: If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

You forgot the bylaw: if you strap it down, tuck on the straps and in unison say "yup, that's not going anywhere", then your project can't fail.

They did strap the lift to the flotation device. So long as they remembered the sacred incantation, it's no longer stupid, reckless, or an OSHA violation.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Right, each time I see this picture pop up, it's like the words barge and dredging don't exist. Like this thing is seen as some damn cast away raft or some shit. This is fine. It's just different.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If you showed a picture of a standard tower crane to someone with a decent understanding of physics but had never seen one before, they would similarly recoil and go "WTF why are you suspending a bunch of concrete blocks high in the sky on what looks like a pencil thin beam!" and it would take some explaining, OR it would take seeing it regularly for that person to become okay with it.

People don't see this every day, so they don't take it for granted, and therefore it looks insane. Just like tower cranes look insane.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In the sense that something designed to carry 8,000lbs can probably actually handle 10,000lbs? Or in the sense that if they both died insurance would still pay out?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (11 children)

The floats are EZDocks, each with a carrying capacity of 3,000lbs, total capacity is 12,000lbs.

The lift is a JLG 3246es, which has a weight of less than 5,000lbs.

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[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Yes.

Life insurance wouldn't be the problem. The problem would be if they lived and were injured. That would be a work comp nightmare. Just imagining getting that call is giving me a headache.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could've sworn there was like an OSHA memes comm this would've been good for but can't find it now

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Given that's now my field, why haven't I started that comm?! I'll get on it.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 11 points 3 days ago

Link it when you've made it

[–] MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I get that it looks risky, but I don't really see a problem here. The platform is in undisturbed water, no waves, no sudden changes. If the platform is strong enough, which it seems to be to me, it will not easily tip over.

I've worked on a few lifts like that, and if you manage to tip one over I can only say that you were either really stupid or you were trying to do it. All the weight is at the bottom. They are very stable.

The only way to make them fall over is if your floor is not level while driving. Driving is out of the question in this picture, and as long as both guys stay in the fork lift the center of gravity will not change much.

So the platform will not move, the lift will not move, basically they are fine.

If something was to happen you're fucked though.

And different solutions are available. I've personally been in a different lift that had an arm so the lift would be a the side of the pool and the part where I was standing was elevated above the water. That probably would be a better solution, if you have enough space to get one of those lifts in.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Disagree. The lift is on a gimbal. If the wheels on one side of the lift are 1cm higher than the other, that would move the platform at the top by 8cm or something. If both guys are on one side of the platform that could be enough to make the whole thing tilt by another 1cm at the wheels, and so on.

That lift is not designed to be operated on a plastic barge.

That dock is not designed to carry equipment, certainly not an elevated platform, and is not designed to be operated as a barge.

IDK why there's so many commenters here rushing to defend this kind of practice. Working at height, on equipment not intended for that application is a hard no. Why would you work for an employer that would put you in that situation? This kind of "it's probably fine" risk assessment is just absurd.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Trust them. They're engineers.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, it did until it didn't

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago

Trick is to finish the job before it starts didn't-ing

Make sure you have all your PPE.

Hard hat ✔️ Safety glasses ✔️ Swimmies ✔️

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (8 children)

The only issue is they aren't wearing harnesses in case they fall off.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Given they are suspended over water, it may actually be better to not have the harness. If the whole thing were to tip the harness could get tangled and keep someone trapped under water.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's ok, i see at least one hardhat

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can't imagine OSHA would approve this

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