SoleInvictus

Don't you unplug it and plug it back in again?

My partner just did the SAME operation on our Shork vacuum cleaner due to steadily declining performance. The ultimate diagnosis is the brush head has lost its brushes. They don't sell a replacement, but they do sell an entire power head replacement for $99. Fuck these guys, we'll never buy a Shark again.

An establishment threatening event that definitely never happened? Absolutely.

/s, viva green Mario!

Dad? Is that you?!

I test drove one because I had to know. It was awful. I've driven dozens of different vehicles and it by far is the worst I've ever driven. It's just stupid. Everything about it is stupid.

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Well duh, every woman has a pussy goblin until she pees it out on her 21st birthday!

Wait, vag magnets are pseudoscience?! My partner has an entire data center's worth of HDD magnets up hers to ward the evil crotch spirits away!

/s

So you misread my comment but you're one of those types who can't admit when they're wrong. I'd say it's our little secret but I see someone else pointed it out too.

So then you're in favor of these government backdoors? Because your comment suggests the opposite.

Huh? I don't think you understand my comment. Except for the last line, you're just further agreeing with me and I'm already agreeing with you.

As an American, I can vouch for this.

Continuing the analogy, government agencies can absolutely eavesdrop on in-person conversations unless you expend significant resources to prevent it. This is exactly what I believe will happen - organized crime will develop alternate methods the government can't access while these backdoors are used to monitor less advanced criminals and normal people.