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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 185 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] scott@lemmy.org 94 points 4 days ago (12 children)

I cannot for the life of me understand how someone could willingly boars one of those monstrosities

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 116 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 40 points 4 days ago (4 children)

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

Spaces makes foolls of us all.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How are they supposed to read that if they're blind, smh

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With their fingers. Why do you think we invented touch screens.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Because computers were horny

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

oh my god first ever recorded event of ASCII art in lemmy

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

A masterpiece!

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Apart from the terrible environmental effects, they're a blast. I'm not in for slides and shit, but the full experience is generally really enjoyable. If you like to travel, it's also a good way to trial destinations before committing to a long vacation somewhere.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 38 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Trial what destinations exactly? Arrive at Island port. Hecklers everywhere. Arrive at next Island. More hecklers. Rinse and repeat.

"Damn, I had a blast!"

I'm telling you, a Euro-trip on rail will net you more adventure and better pacing with vastly more interesting destination. Possibly even comfort, if you take sleeper trains.

I'm hoping they'll ban these cruise ships from the Mediterranean altogether.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (6 children)

What you explained is what I'd expect someone who's never been on a cruise before to describe a cruise. Sure, there's hecklers at the port immediately off the boat. Walk out of that area and it goes away, like every tourist destination.

Most cruise stops that I've been on have been around 8 hours, which is ample time to experience a bit of a location. I have only been on two cruises, so I'm by no means a seasoned traveler.

Unfortunately, the Caribbean doesn't have a rail system between the islands, so boating is the main option. While most cruises aren't luxury, and to get a suite is $$$, they are comfortable rides, almost assuredly more comfortable than a train, barring rough seas, which I've experienced once, and it wasn't that bad. They are slower than trains, but they have a dozen floors, 100 bars, pools, live entertainment, and a plethora of other things. I have enjoyed some of my at seas days more than some stops. Finally, vastly more interesting destinations is extremely subjective. There are cruises that go all over the world, so the number and choices of destinations is huge.

I'm not going to argue you least point. Like I first mentioned, they're terrible for the environment. All of my words above are just in response to, "why would anyone get one one of these", not to defend the existence of cruises.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s all about the attitude you have going into the trip, my friend. There will be hecklers wherever you go, if you set your mind to look for them.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Including Lemmy.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What is a heckler? Like the people who interrupt stand ups? I went on two cruises with my family when I was a kid. And I can assure you the only stand-up anyone experiences is on the ship in between ports.

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I think they're referring to hawkers, or people on the streets harassing you to buy something. I don't know why everyone here is calling them hecklers and not confused by that.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Dunno what you mean with hecklers but you arrive at a part, tour the city, go eat somewhere, you know, spend time in the destination city and then you move on.

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[–] witx@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

What is enjoyable about a floating, overcrowded shopping center that makes you seasick?

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

What's wrong with floating? The boats are huge. Unless it's rough seas, you don't know that you're on water.

All of the shipping centers are in lower floors dedicated to shopping. Don't want to buy anything? Just don't go to floor 7, it's that easy to avoid. If you get seasick, then maybe cruises aren't for you, but motion sickness medicine is available for those that do have the ailment. If pulled off the side of a catamaran in Hawaii, which is when I found out that I do get motion sickness. That's never been an issue in a cruise for me. Again, they are so large, it's like not being on a boat at all.

All of you arguments stem down to, "why would someone go on a trip that they don't want to go on?" The answer is, don't, but there are a ton of reasons that people do. I don't go to casinos and gamble, because they're dirty and I don't like gambling.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

I'd be concerned about the tusks, myself

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you guys can afford these things?

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

A week long cruise can be had all in for less than a couple thousand bucks. Not the cheapest vacation, but not the most expensive. One can spend way more depending on the room and any extras spent.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Cruises would be pretty interesting if once out at sea they released 30 wild boar.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What about 50 of them? Or perhaps some number between those two numbers, inclusively?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

They'd probably drown fairly quickly though. Unless they were Saltwater Boar.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

They're a vacation where everything is taken care of for you. Find a spot, read a book, get all the drinks you want. Need food? Walk over to the chosen food place. Even with thousands of people on board, you can generally find a quiet spot with drinks.

There's all-inclusive resorts, yes, and I've found they're generally more expensive than cruises. If you make your resort hotel float, it's cheaper. I don't know why.

I'd only go anymore if it's a trip that would show things you generally can't see other ways, such as the coast of Alaska or Norway, or going through the Panama Canal. Caribbean cruises are an absolute waste.

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's all-inclusive resorts, yes, and I've found they're generally more expensive than cruises. If you make your resort hotel float, it's cheaper. I don't know why.

Because you can get away with following very few regulations if you’re in international waters, and pollute the shit out of the environment. Cruises are horrible, environmentally speaking.

My wife’s family loves cruises. I have made it very clear that I am morally opposed and will not join them on one, but her mom has tried to schedule a cruise as a family vacation anyway at least twice. I think she now finally understands I’m not going to be convinced by being told how much fun they are, after I outright said, “I understand they’re awesome, I’m sure I would love it, but I am not going to support that industry and its practices.”

At one point I honestly think she thought if she just got it scheduled and everyone else was onboard I’d come along. Fortunately she never got that far.

(I promise she’s actually a pretty cool person, I love my mother-in-law very much, but she can be stubborn.)

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The polluting the waters they go bit is one of my only concerns to push back against. Depends on the ship but they shouldn't be actively polluting the water and when they do it is a mistake or the annoyance of lack of laws letting someone be lazy.

Food waste is sterilized and neutralized to be be able to either dump into the ocean if it can or be disposed of later. All trash is sorted and recycled or burned for fuel with scrubbers removing heavy pollutants from the smoke stack.

Quite a few ships actually get unprocessed gas as the processing generates the lubricant they need for the engines and allows for less chemical release at the site of the processing. And is offloaded once spent to chemical handling companies.

They even purify their own water before dumping it using algae and enzymes before uv sterilizing it.

They just mess shit up in ways that are also hard to explain, such as oasis class ships were so large that then traveling to Venice had an issue where the vibrations of the motors were shaking the foundation of the city and causing parts to collapse. Their wake churns algae from water oxygenation and so much more. But they are more or less just a city on the water with all the ups and downs of a regular one with more classism.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

there is absolutely nothing i find appealing about going to a theme park that's been crammed onto a boat and being surrounded by rich tourists and screaming kids. and of course someone picks up some exotic flu strain on an excursion and now the entire ship is sick.

thanks, but i'll pass

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[–] NewDayRocks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

Look at those water slides

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I’ve been invited on a few cruises.

I was in the navy, and immediately launch into a tirade about how top heavy and unsafe those things are.

“Well it’s never been a problem for us”

Okie dokie, I took statistics, so hard pass all the same :)

[–] erin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

I mean the danger of capsizing in a cruise ship is vanishingly tiny, and the Navy has similarly top heavy vessels, like aircraft carriers. They have massive keels, and their displacement is so huge that rough seas mean almost nothing to them. You're far more likely to die in millions of more common activities than to a cruise ship capsizing. I don't really see how taking statistics is helping your argument at all, as statistics are on the cruise's side. Driving or riding in a car is far more dangerous.

Now, cruise ships suck for other reasons, like their exploitation of poor countries and massive carbon emissions. Arguing against cruise ships from a statistical safety standpoint is like arguing against airplanes because they could crash, regardless of how likely. The cruise ship excursions and activities on board are more dangerous than their seaworthiness.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The OP is "just" reckless overconfidence. This is defiance against god.

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

... which is the definition of hubris :p

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[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

...that's not AI generated, is it?

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That looks to me like a drawing by the design/architecture team, but there is a real boat like that and it's a pretty close match for the design. Here's a video with drone footage from the launch; 1:39 you can see a view kinda similar to the drawing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bw4_PUtqdF4

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does it have the slides that terminate over the ocean?

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[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

That's cool as hell and I'd love to get on it tbh.