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[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 109 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

Come on guys, of course this isn't a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I still don't understand what it means though?

Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.

Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.

There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Chev@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

That's the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

it's a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] killingspark@feddit.org 11 points 21 hours ago

Well they arent going to say no.... Because of the implication

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

"somewhat psychopathic"

[–] crt0o@lemm.ee 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away

Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though

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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 302 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women's safety.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 79 points 1 day ago
[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So these women ARE in danger?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Always have been.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

also it's not written in all caps

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Trump wouldn't watch it's always sunny either.

Also, no words are capitalised.

[–] knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago

I thought the same. It's truly incredible we weren't sure, what a timeline

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 26 points 1 day ago

Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you ask, it becomes real.

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Schrodinger's truth?

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It is a serious problem when it's not possible to know if a screenshot of a "truth" is actually true or it has been faked

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 58 points 1 day ago

If ONLY he would write something so intelligently tongue in cheek. Sadly he isn't remotely capable of this

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

“So they are in danger?!”

“There’s no danger!”

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

"Of course they are in danger." - Musk

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

This joke doesn't work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The number of people that don't realise this is an always sunny reference

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 21 hours ago

There's no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

either the dennis system, or dees implication system.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

so anyway, I started tariffing.

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

No shoutycaps, fake.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this actually a real post by the POTUS

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn't smart enough to write something coherent.

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[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Lmfao I can't tell anymore and I'm not sure If I'm scared or amused. Help me.

This can't be real

There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can't see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As usual, this doesn't actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about...or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 day ago

I'm quite certain this isn't true. Not Trump's writing style, plus it's a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Well space travel does require some "tasty treats."

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn't even wait until Mars...

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