Worx

Guess what, it's actually incorrect to be friends with a Nazi. Nice shitpost though

People with a poop fetish right now 🤤

"Hey, I just raised you from the dead to talk to you. Fuck your physics, who's the smart one now, huh??"

I suspect it's different in different countries, but things like desecrating a corpse are often illegal. I expect if you carved it up and started throwing chunks around, that would be illegal even if it's what the deceased wanted. Probably storing the body away and not telling the authorities of the death would also be illegal

I'm just envious of her ability to pick up that book while keeping her knees straight

I also wish I could have a Volvo

Meowshroom

You know you can get Lemmy on the PC, right? You don't actually need your cellphone license to view memes. Now I've just got to hand over my picture ID and insert this rectal scanner.....

and......

now I can post this comment :)

Grindset is dumb. Do as little as you can to survive at a level you're comfortable with and enjoy what you have.

(Caveat: unless you enjoy the grind, in which case you do you)

Op is kindly giving us the opportunity to turn it into a shitpost for them

Hint: the second dolphin has a moustache. It took me a while to see

I'm not American and even I know that using the fifth amendment is not an admission of guilt. It's just saying, "I can neither confirm nor deny"