klemptor

Undercarriage

And it was always "three Hail Marys and a Glory Be" and you're golden. What a weird ritual.

Not the dude in the Bible, because the things he's supposed to have done are impossible. So probably there was some dude that did or said some things and then got a bunch of folklore attached to him. A certain amount of the jesus story comes from contemporaneous myths - IIRC, a virgin birth was a common one.

It's a tie tack, that's a normal thing. But it being a gun is tacky as all getout.

The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it's over, you've got a decade until your next one.

OK, it was is exact moment that I actually fully believed this is a simulation with the 'surreal' parameter maxed out.

Not a .196?

I bow down to your superior Cheetoing methods.

Aw man what'd I miss?

When the cat
comes around

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?

I believe the trans population is 1% of total population. So 1% of 5700 mass shooters is 57, meaning trans shooters are very underrepresented among mass shooters roughly by a factor of 10.