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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 153 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Which 4th May is this from? Because if it's from 2007 then that's a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it's from last month then I really hope he's only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn't launch until March 2009. And I don't know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don't remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.

Edit: nice dick tho

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You remember using Grindr? Hah, gay

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good thing that was the giveaway, and not the "nice dick" edit, because I'd like to point out that it's perfectly normal to compliment an acquaintance's dick or give it a suck.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I mean it's from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That’s actually kind of sad.

I remember doing a ton of stuff on my core 2 Duo iMac with 2gb ram.

Sure, you won’t be playing cyberpunk, but it ran all the creative suite apps, a few games, and I did a ton of image editing, made movies, and did programming on it.

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[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 92 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 2 days ago

Could be a perfectly good FreeBSD box!

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Buddy I have less than that I'm so fukken done... I'm bout to go to hexbear mutual aid and beg for some buck to get a new pc...

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[–] TinyLittlePuni@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

Cretaceous period intensifies

[–] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I don't know what you guys are talking about?
I've used an old laptop with Windows 11 (just because I wasn't supposed to) which had Core 2 Duo T7500 (upgraded from T7100), 4GB of DDR2 RAM, GeForce 8600M GT, but with an SSD rather than HDD. Pretty usable with that thing.

Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

oh god what the fuck you ran windows fucking 11 on it??? i have no words

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pretty usable with that thing.

Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

So pretty usable until windows 11 broke it?

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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't have gotten that far. That utter savage can't even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

It's energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it's romantic because it takes longer 🥺

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

[–] illegible@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Unless it's circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago

...what year is this???

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That is implied.

The Arch is slightly to the left.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 days ago

otherwise I fell bad for my bro

Not sure if you meant to write "feel", but it is too late now.
Maybe you should get in touch 😏

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn't know the difference

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'd have been alright in 2009.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I have several 500gb hdd's. I've never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD's. If they did exist, I'd suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you telling me this post is fake?

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Look, we all exaggerate a lil' bit on dating apps.

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[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Intel

Okay off to a bad start.

Core 2 Duo

Ok boomer.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 13 points 2 days ago

But what's the radius of the balls?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?

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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In its hay day I would have killed for that.

P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say "have gotten killed for that". Yet again, I'm the victim.

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[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (6 children)

As a man who doesn't use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

...squints a little...

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

How is that outdated machine the correct response? My brother in Christ, you need to upgrade that rig out of 2004.

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