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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 168 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

"Hmm, our focus group revealed that showing the 'home owner' having to wear PPE made them think the work was dangerous. So lose the PPE for the ads."

[–] grue@lemmy.world 114 points 21 hours ago

That sounds extremely plausible.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 21 hours ago

More like the focus group thought the masks were “super gay fauci shit” so home depot went with “guy wearing $2 safety glasses that don’t even have a dust seal”

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 122 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 45 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

The guys on the bottom are just weak. Can't even handle a tiny bit of isolation inside them.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 19 points 21 hours ago

Im 40% insulation.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 15 points 20 hours ago

Love 100% isolation.

[–] aiden@lemm.ee 11 points 21 hours ago

I feel tingly

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 40 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] weegee90@lemmy.world 66 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"Well, it seems his lungs are completely filled with Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. One third of his body weight is Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. But don't worry, he won't burn in hell... thanks to all that Owens Corning fiberglass insulation."

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 18 points 19 hours ago

Crematoriums hate this one trick!

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 57 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Oh for fuck sake is this another thing you have to wear a mask for?

My fucking dad I swear to god. He knows I got asthma. He had me install insulation as a kid and remove asbestos. I got fucking tinnitus from him giving me a drill and neither of us wearing hearing protection.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah fam if you haven't already you should get your lungs screened. Asbestos and insulation can cause some really bad stuff

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 23 points 18 hours ago

Mineral wool is quite safe. Some of the old stuff (pre-1960s) had asbestos or problems with being flammable but the new stuff gets checked for size and how much fiber goes into the air and so on (the answer is very little). Like paint it is one of the things that harmed people and science and regulation got us better products.

That dude's hands are gonna itch though.

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[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 29 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

Boomers hate using safety gear.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago

Single use plastics meet single use workers.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago

lights a dart, inhales: "Don't be a pussy, kid"

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[–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 28 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Ads disguising themselves as regular posts (e.g. the "LPT") is bad. It gets worse when someone screenshots and reposts the ad, presumably even for free. But why does the R****t ad make it all the way to Lemmy!??

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm glad people are talking about what a bullshit trash hole of an ad platform that site is. but it definitely would be funny if OP blacked out the brands in the image just out of spite

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 7 points 10 hours ago

In this case its more like an anti-ad once OP posted it here, as its showing the incompetence of the company.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It’s ok, you can say Reddit.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

A little unrelated but still related... I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4...yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10' and 8' were full to the top.

You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody's buying! Nobody's working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there's absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C'mon! There's just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The bunks are full on Saturday morning because they fill them up after closing on Friday/ before opening Saturday. It's much harder to close aisles on the weekend to pull down another bundle than it is when the store is closed. Source: I worked lumber/building materials for 1.5 years.

Now, given the economy and the cost of a 2x4, yeah less people are building.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

The boards suck because quality has dropped significantly in the 10 years or so. This vid gets into detail as to why.

https://youtu.be/efs5-FCVWvg

[–] termaxima@programming.dev 14 points 7 hours ago

While this definitely is bad, I think people tend to be a bit unreasonable about this stuff.

Fiberglass is not asbestos, and by the way, asbestos is not uranium.

Do wear the proper PPE, yes, but also don’t be neurotic about it. Even full-time asbestos miners don’t always get related cancers. If you removed some without knowing, studies show you’ll be fine. Your body can and does eliminate asbestos, albeit very slowly.

And again, fiberglass is not asbestos, and doesn’t cause mesothelioma. It’s still not recommended to breathe it in, especially not on the regular, but you don’t need to live in fear of it.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Either asbestos hands or maybe AI generated category images?

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

Some people just have big hands. Looks real to me, it's obviously just a staged shot for promotion. Get a crew to build part of a fake attic (don't need a whole attic for this), lay some insulation, have the talent (the guy in the photo) hold the insulation and look nice for photos. He leaves, they break it down and move on to the next project

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh that’s just my dad. He’ll tell you when you should be wearing gloves or eye protection, and then exempt himself from that rule.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

It's not that they don't want to sell it to you, it's just they don't want to force you to wear protective equipment, so your employer can cheap out on it.

Also isn't Home Depot one of those very christian corpos in the US? If yes, then there's also a non-zero chance they think wearing protective equipment is "gay".

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 4 hours ago

One of the founders is a hardcore Trump guy, but he's not part of the company anymore. The company itself splits its donations between Democrats and Republicans. (That's one of the tricks of a two party system. You can split your donation in half and win either way.)

They're not overly Christian the way Jimmy Johns or Chick-fil-A are.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago

fellas is it gay to not die

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[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Why is he kneeling on that board? He should be balancing his knees directly on the roof beams - get those kneecaps wobbling

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Lol, I got yelled at for wasting time cause I went back down to get a scrap piece of board and some knee pads. After really slowing down an hour in, he went down and did the same. What's the point of buying stuff that helps you work easier and faster if you're not gonna use it?

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[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 8 points 18 hours ago

he got safety glasses tho 👍

[–] dirtycrow@programming.dev 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (6 children)

I went into my attic once and I shudder to think what I’d feel if the insulation up there was glass fiber. I sort of tripped up there.

For the same reason, optic fiber terrifies me. Microscopic glass needles embedding themselves into your skin.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

It's fine. Any detrimental effects are cumulative. Unless you are a serious DIYer or professional, you have nothing to worry about.

[–] Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 19 hours ago

Ever since learning, as a kid, that insulation is microscopic needles of glass, I see it with the same disgust as seeing parasites. Same disgust of microscopic things invading your body and causing damage and not leaving..

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[–] 1234567ATEUP@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The someone who wrote the text to image prompt, didn't know what goes into installing insulation.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Can't tell if the pic is AI or not, but your point stands and applies to a much larger issue with the slop being generated at a death-spiral pace across the internet.

Most of the people trying to replicate "stock photos" on the cheap have no clue what the subject is about or how it should look, so if some South Tanzanian family decide to make a few bucks pumping out content with help of their local internet cafe, they can generate the most professional pictures of people doing all kinds of activities. Pictures which get picked up by someone else somewhere else who is trying to make a guide or informational content, again for a few fast bucks. And this story repeats at all levels of human society at all levels because of capitalism. Every time, something is lost, some detail missed, some cultural context glossed over, and this is how we lose human history.

And eventually, inevitably, one way or another, humans.

[–] ylph@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Also, it's the president of Slovakia, Peter Pellegrini...

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

I can never get my hands to itch and I breath too easily. There must be a better way!

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